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[The money-grubbing female tour guide × the cold-hearted and bloodthirsty demon king]
Food guide: 1v1 double cleansing | The pure love brain of the demon king | Funny, making money without cruelty | Tour guide career line is full
Qian Xiaoman, a notorious black-label tour guide in the world of shemales and monsters, has a life motto welded to his forehead: As long as the money is in place, the underworld king can pull him out to organize a one-day tour!
But she happened to travel through time and was bound to the gold medal tour guide system, and if she didn't get enough five-star reviews, she would be trapped in the demon world and work in vain for the rest of her life!
Ji Xuan, the demon king is recognized by the demon world as the coldest, ruthless and bloodthirsty demon king with a maximum strength.
But Qian Xiaoman has his own demonic immunity buff? !
What kind of demon king is this? ! Isn't this just a furry pet? !
Ji Xuan mistakenly thought that Qian Xiaoman was an outsider!
I'm so proud to throw money at you and ask for help!
Qian Xiaoman's first monthly VIP tourist turned out to be the Mountain King of the Demon Realm? !
On the way to lead the group, Qian Xiaoman turned on the KPI mode of carrying goods, holding up his bracelets and selling them passionately.
"Dear tourists and friends! Before you get to the next stop, take a look at our little bracelets! Wear one to keep you safe, and wear two like a resurrection armor!
Ji Xuan (looking for gold with an expressionless face): Buy ten strings.
Qian Xiaoman: "Great atmosphere! After drinking this cup of heart-breaking water, after three sips, I will ascend to the sky and become a god! "
Ji Xuan (sullen): Ten more cups.
Seeing that the performance is not up to standard!
She even teamed up with her male partner to form a monster boy band in ancient times.
Selling joint names? Doing peripheral work? Apply cos makeup? Lord Demon King raised his sign? !
Just sign up for her tour group and everything will be satisfied! ! !
Intention: You can slowly accumulate good reviews, and you can't miss any tourists.
Reader comments
不知道几刷了，好爱，全网无代餐！！
The nutrient solution is filled up and the battery life is strong!
Boom~~You received a mine! Please try your best to update~
Qian Xiaoman, a poor tour guide, is amazing. To improve your style and level, take a group and tie a branch to a piece of rag, draw a big self-portrait on the cloth and use it as a flag. This thing would be too awkward to hold in the human world, and she dared to hang it among the monsters. The key point is that this girl doesn't feel shabby at all, she is as confident as if the rag is some kind of treasure passed down from generation to generation. An honest poor person is a hundred times funnier than a miserable poor person. Seeing her wandering around the demon world holding that beggar gang-style tour guide flag, I had a thought in my mind: These girls really don't pick out their equipment. [Bad laugh]
The scene where Ji Xuan blocked her was so funny that I couldn't stop laughing from beginning to end. The demon king's release of demonic energy can make ordinary demons kneel down on the spot. It's better for Qian Xiaoman to come up to him and say, "What's wrong with me?" I can imagine Ji Xuan's expression. He punched Cotton with all his strength, and Cotton asked if his hand hurt. He has lived as a majestic demon king for thousands of years, and has been worshiped by thousands of demons. Anyone who sees him is scared out of his mind. Today, he was not only made a face by a woman in front of her, but was also called a "poor ghost". She let go of the demonic aura and didn't even raise an eyebrow. This misunderstanding started from the beginning. The Demon King thought she was some kind of hidden master. In fact, she was born immune to demonic energy, and she didn't even know what buffs she had.ω
The system egg is also very interesting. A fluffy little fox jumped out and shouted "It's a big disaster!" And was a little excited. It felt like it was not here to help but to watch the fun. It only told the host that it was immune to demonic energy at the end, so it was a matter of hindsight. Think about Qian Xiaoman's mood. I've already been targeted by the Demon King and you're telling me now that I don't need to be afraid of his demonic aura? This kind of system would have turned against it if it had changed its host.
But the funniest thing about Qian Xiaoman is that her brain circuit is completely different from that of normal people. The Demon King held her chin and threatened her. She held her clothes with sweaty palms and held it in for a long time before saying, "I'm busy leading a group now. If I abandon the guests and run away, all my work will be in vain." She is about to die. All she cares about is that the rewards are in vain. The demon king said, "You would rather have your neck crushed for a few taels of silver." Her response was to explain why she couldn't run away. This kind of "money is more important than life" brain circuit goes against anyone, but it is especially true for her, because she has been a worker who has fallen in the eyes of money from the beginning to the end. If you ask her to be afraid of the demon king, she will not be afraid. If you give her a negative review, she will run for two miles on the spot.
The part about the Black Tortoise also made me laugh out loud. She helped the tourists onto the turtle shell one by one, and handed Mr. Turtle a massage coupon as a thank you gift. The turtle has lived for tens of thousands of years and has never seen such a humble thing. How is this different from a wage earner giving a five-and-two-dollar red envelope to his elders during the Chinese New Year? If Mr. Turtle hadn't been too old and too lazy to care about this unfortunate girl, he would have thrown her into the river to wake up. Later, she was blocked by the demon king again. Lord Turtle was probably secretly having fun in his shell, letting you pick it, and the retribution in this world will come.
These small details convey the poor yet confident spirit of the workers. Qian Xiaoman has a kind of tenacity that "live is enough, making money is better". He is really poor when he is poor, but he is so poor that he has tricks. Massage coupons can kill turtles, tree branches and rags can be used as flags. When facing the demon king, he can even negotiate on the spot, "Who will lead you if you kill me?" Anyone else would have been paralyzed with fear, but she was still worrying about her wages. [Laughing and crying]
The funnyness of this article does not come from forced jokes, but from the characters themselves who carry the laughter forward. Qian Xiaoman is a walking joke maker. The moment she stops doing nothing is already funny, because she is incompatible with the demonic world around her. Others have been practicing for thousands of years to seek coercion, but she is naturally immune; while others have worked hard to gain a reputation, she only cares about whether the bad reviews are packaged and shipped. This sense of dislocation supports the rhythm of the first few chapters, making it comfortable to watch.
Gugu, you can write Qian Xiaoman so vividly. The search and recklessness of this poor tour guide were not staged, but the joy of being truly poor. The first few chapters have a comfortable pace, natural laughter, and no hard feeling. Anyway, I accept this combination, and I also accept the author◤•͈ᴥ•͈◥ ୭[come on][come on][come on][let me be healthy]
Sir, for the nutritional solution you ordered, our store accepts payment via updates.
Nutrient solution signal has been detected in the code word area, please pay close attention to checking.
Wow~ You are really fun-loving and dedicated [bad laugh]
Hahahahaha~ so straightforward [make me healthy]
"Packaging bad reviews" is a great saying. The system rushes people like express delivery. It's urgent and funny, as if it wants to deduct its KPI over time. [Smirk][Spread flowers]
Full of desire to survive [bad smile] [come on]
[Orange Candy] I've got it [Come on]
Nice
Damn, these nutrient solutions are all for you!
Damn, these nutrient solutions are all for you!
A new day! New nutrient solution! Come on, code!
A new day! New nutrient solution! Come on, code!
How can you call him a rogue? This is obviously intelligence [milk tea]
He is worthy of being the King of the Mountain, he is really domineering~ These three words are as powerful as the temperature in the refrigerator
Yes! Then who knows if there will be any more speculation... And then I will be entangled [Milk Tea]
Oh, you bully the weak and fear the strong.
好看！
收到，现在去瞅瞅
What a comic effect [milk tea]
The moonlight shines brightly in front of the bed, the text is posted on the Jinjiang River, the nutrient solution is irrigated, and the code words are doubled~
Love is always the same across thousands of rivers and mountains, can you give me an extra bottle? OK!
The nutrient solution has been filled with the "code word energy tank", please start the update!
The nutrient solution has been filled with the "code word energy tank", please start the update!
If you irrigate the plant with nutrient solution, will it grow a million-dollar plant? !
If you irrigate the plant with nutrient solution, will it grow a million-dollar plant? !
Sir, for the nutritional solution you ordered, our store accepts payment via updates.
不知道几刷了，好爱，全网无代餐！！
The nutrient solution is filled up and the battery life is strong!
Boom~~You received a mine! Please try your best to update~
Qian Xiaoman, a poor tour guide, is amazing. To improve your style and level, take a group and tie a branch to a piece of rag, draw a big self-portrait on the cloth and use it as a flag. This thing would be too awkward to hold in the human world, and she dared to hang it among the monsters. The key point is that this girl doesn't feel shabby at all, she is as confident as if the rag is some kind of treasure passed down from generation to generation. An honest poor person is a hundred times funnier than a miserable poor person. Seeing her wandering around the demon world holding that beggar gang-style tour guide flag, I had a thought in my mind: These girls really don't pick out their equipment. [Bad laugh] The scene where Ji Xuan blocked her was so funny that I couldn't stop laughing from beginning to end. The demon king's release of demonic energy can make ordinary demons kneel down on the spot. It's better for Qian Xiaoman to come up to him and say, "What's wrong with me?" I can imagine Ji Xuan's expression. He punched Cotton with all his strength, and Cotton asked if his hand hurt. He has lived as a majestic demon king for thousands of years, and has been worshiped by thousands of demons. Anyone who sees him is scared out of his mind. Today, he was not only made a face by a woman in front of her, but was also called a "poor ghost". She let go of the demonic aura and didn't even raise an eyebrow. This misunderstanding started from the beginning. The Demon King thought she was some kind of hidden master. In fact, she was born immune to demonic energy, and she didn't even know what buffs she had.ω The system egg is also very interesting. A fluffy little fox jumped out and shouted "It's a big disaster!" And was a little excited. It felt like it was not here to help but to watch the fun. It only told the host that it was immune to demonic energy at the end, so it was a matter of hindsight. Think about Qian Xiaoman's mood. I've already been targeted by the Demon King and you're telling me now that I don't need to be afraid of his demonic aura? This kind of system would have turned against it if it had changed its host. But the funniest thing about Qian Xiaoman is that her brain circuit is completely different from that of normal people. The Demon King held her chin and threatened her. She held her clothes with sweaty palms and held it in for a long time before saying, "I'm busy leading a group now. If I abandon the guests and run away, all my work will be in vain." She is about to die. All she cares about is that the rewards are in vain. The demon king said, "You would rather have your neck crushed for a few taels of silver." Her response was to explain why she couldn't run away. This kind of "money is more important than life" brain circuit goes against anyone, but it is especially true for her, because she has been a worker who has fallen in the eyes of money from the beginning to the end. If you ask her to be afraid of the demon king, she will not be afraid. If you give her a negative review, she will run for two miles on the spot. The part about the Black Tortoise also made me laugh out loud. She helped the tourists onto the turtle shell one by one, and handed Mr. Turtle a massage coupon as a thank you gift. The turtle has lived for tens of thousands of years and has never seen such a humble thing. How is this different from a wage earner giving a five-and-two-dollar red envelope to his elders during the Chinese New Year? If Mr. Turtle hadn't been too old and too lazy to care about this unfortunate girl, he would have thrown her into the river to wake up. Later, she was blocked by the demon king again. Lord Turtle was probably secretly having fun in his shell, letting you pick it, and the retribution in this world will come. These small details convey the poor yet confident spirit of the workers. Qian Xiaoman has a kind of tenacity that "live is enough, making money is better". He is really poor when he is poor, but he is so poor that he has tricks. Massage coupons can kill turtles, tree branches and rags can be used as flags. When facing the demon king, he can even negotiate on the spot, "Who will lead you if you kill me?" Anyone else would have been paralyzed with fear, but she was still worrying about her wages. [Laughing and crying] The funnyness of this article does not come from forced jokes, but from the characters themselves who carry the laughter forward. Qian Xiaoman is a walking joke maker. The moment she stops doing nothing is already funny, because she is incompatible with the demonic world around her. Others have been practicing for thousands of years to seek coercion, but she is naturally immune; while others have worked hard to gain a reputation, she only cares about whether the bad reviews are packaged and shipped. This sense of dislocation supports the rhythm of the first few chapters, making it comfortable to watch. Gugu, you can write Qian Xiaoman so vividly. The search and recklessness of this poor tour guide were not staged, but the joy of being truly poor. The first few chapters have a comfortable pace, natural laughter, and no hard feeling. Anyway, I accept this combination, and I also accept the author◤•͈ᴥ•͈◥ ୭[come on][come on][come on][let me be healthy]
Sir, for the nutritional solution you ordered, our store accepts payment via updates.
Nutrient solution signal has been detected in the code word area, please pay close attention to checking.
Wow~ You are really fun-loving and dedicated [bad laugh]
Hahahahaha~ so straightforward [make me healthy]
"Packaging bad reviews" is a great saying. The system rushes people like express delivery. It's urgent and funny, as if it wants to deduct its KPI over time. [Smirk][Spread flowers]
Full of desire to survive [bad smile] [come on]
[Orange Candy] I've got it [Come on]
Nice
Damn, these nutrient solutions are all for you!
Damn, these nutrient solutions are all for you!
A new day! New nutrient solution! Come on, code!
A new day! New nutrient solution! Come on, code!
How can you call him a rogue? This is obviously intelligence [milk tea]
He is worthy of being the King of the Mountain, he is really domineering~ These three words are as powerful as the temperature in the refrigerator
Yes! Then who knows if there will be any more speculation... And then I will be entangled [Milk Tea]
Oh, you bully the weak and fear the strong.
好看！
收到，现在去瞅瞅
What a comic effect [milk tea]
The moonlight shines brightly in front of the bed, the text is posted on the Jinjiang River, the nutrient solution is irrigated, and the code words are doubled~
Love is always the same across thousands of rivers and mountains, can you give me an extra bottle? OK!
The nutrient solution has been filled with the "code word energy tank", please start the update!
The nutrient solution has been filled with the "code word energy tank", please start the update!
If you irrigate the plant with nutrient solution, will it grow a million-dollar plant? !
If you irrigate the plant with nutrient solution, will it grow a million-dollar plant? !
Sir, for the nutritional solution you ordered, our store accepts payment via updates.