Lu Sanxin was the leader of Douban's persuasion group during his lifetime. The cause of his death was that he rigorously argued at other people's weddings that "the bride and her ex are more suitable". He was knocked into the ICU by the groom with a champagne bottle, and he was awarded the honor of "died in the line of duty because of his mouth".
He didn't enter the animal realm, but was taken to the Emotional Quality Inspection Bureau to work as a "Grudge Master": He specializes in dealing with ghosts who refuse to rest in peace. He uses logic, rhetoric and yin and yang to quarrel with people, break them up, and irritate people to the point of taking the initiative to drink soup.
The square dance uncle gave up his life for "Moonlight over the Lotus Pond". He said: "You don't love singing, it's because you have never won once in your life."
Thirty exes collectively discussed the question "Have you ever loved her?" He replied: "What you miss is not her, but the illusion of 'you are the exception'."
When his colleagues suffered miserably, "I work very hard," he said in a talk show at the annual meeting: "Working hard is a neutral word, not a gold medal to avoid death."
Until the system sent a special number - the groom from that wedding died while driving drunk, with only one last word: "Did she regret it?"
Lu Sanxin pushed the door open and walked in. He didn't curse, he just said:
"You hate me for ruining the story. In fact, what you hate most is that she really hesitated for three seconds. I broke the fairy tale, and you guarded the dilapidated house."
Hard words but soft hearts, sharp words but harsh words.
There is no shortage of affection in the underworld, but there is a shortage of people who dare to describe Meng Po soup as blended with milk tea.
Lu Sanxin's KPI is very simple: not to save people, but to tear down walls.
After all——
"I can lose, but you can't really think that you are right."
Intention: Not all grievances deserve to be understood, and not all "I'm right" deserve to be fulfilled.
Some people use gentleness to save you, but I am responsible for using harsh words to pull you out of the warm water of self-pity.