Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, get attacked by x
Everyone knows that a once-in-a-hundred-year-old dandy came out of the general family. The Ye family has been passed down for hundreds of years, and each generation has made great military achievements. They have been galloping on the battlefield all their lives, making enemy countries frightened. One day, they accidentally became a literary man. A useless idiot, he wandered around the Hualou Liquor Alley all day long, and learned how to behave, roll around, and pretend to be obedient. He was very lucky. He caught the eye of the emperor and could take care of any trouble he got into.
Everyone: It's over! The centenary legacy of the Ye family has been passed on to him. It is complete!
It didn't take long. The idiot of the Ye family brought back a beautiful man with a smile on his face. From then on, they settled down and lived a sweet life as a couple.
Everyone: "..."
No coincidence. The enemy invaded the capital. Legend has it that the Ye family idiot, a man with a lot of tricks and skills, sneaked into the enemy's rear area single-handedly and defeated the enemy's spies with his ingenious plan, breaking the enemy's internal and external support plan.
Everyone: "I'm sorry, we spoke too loudly before..."
There shouldn't be three times again, right?
The Ye family fool is inscrutable: Actually... I still like women, we are just having fun...
The beautiful man smiled gently, grabbed the collar of the leaf bag and dragged it back to the house.
Three days later…
Ye Jiacaobao's righteous words: I will not marry a beautiful woman in this life. For the rest of my life, we will have three meals a day for the two of us!
The beautiful man smiled reservedly: Well, the love story is good.
The leaf and grass bag went down the slope and the donkey asked: Can we do it these days...
The beautiful man looked at him and smiled.
Ye Cao Bao: I was wrong...
Purpose: After the general, how can he be an idle person?