"I am very powerful. I have unparalleled power. I can give you everything you want, as long as... You don't run for the leader."
"Hey, okay."
"Great, so what do you want?"
"I want to be the leader now."
"..."
"Don't you feel like you are by my side every moment? It's..."
"Then give up and abdicate now."
"No, I mean, you've been with me for so long and you haven't fallen in love with me yet?"
"..."
Concept: Joy to comedy, making people laugh