Copywriting:
First meeting: He tried to cheat me out of money.
The second meeting: He tried to pay me back, but failed.
The Nth time we met: He became my boyfriend.
Tan west said that the thing he regretted most in his life was that he took another look at me at the stall that day and tried to cheat me.
I said, what a coincidence, the thing I regret the least is that I dressed in an old-money style that day.
A liar who is very bad at cheating, and a tourist who has a lot of money but is not easy to cheat.
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Small Theater
Xu Jingyan: "What were you running for?"
Tan west: "A group of people scolded me for cheating money. Why don't I run away and wait to be beaten?"
Xu Jingyan: "Then why did you ignore me later?"
Tan west was silent for a while: "Because you are the first person to scold me and pay me."
Xu Jingyan smiled: "So this counts as the right to choose a spouse for seventy-five yuan?"
Tan west threw the pillow into his face.
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Reading guide:
1. HE.
2. Third person, subject's perspective.
3. There is no prototype, it's all made up.
4. If there is sugar, feel free to eat it. No writing and no brains.
Concept: When you meet the right person at the wrong time, the wrong thing will become right.