Tricky Servant

[Double cleansing/rebirth/love for a long time/a slap in the face smells so good/a man pretending to be a woman/bowing his head for love] [The female general from the Central Plains acts free and easy vs the lone-blade assassin complains about serving the prince of the Western Regions] You Qinghe, who was born as the founding general of the Hunan Dynasty, died unjustly. When he opened his eyes again, he was reborn in the Western Regions of his archenemy Qiu Nanzhu! In the previous life, I defeated others step by step, but this time it was better, retribution came, and once I was reborn, I became the Shang Shixian of grazing cattle and horses on the grassland. I thought I would live under the nose of my sworn enemy for the rest of my life, but in the end, in order to stop the war, the Western Region took the initiative to send the princess to get married, and Shang Shixu was lucky enough to become a dowry concubine. This doesn't seem too bad. At least she can take advantage of the marriage and go all the way to Beijing to get revenge! Faced with the demons and monsters that kept coming to kill people, Shang Shixu spoke nonsense to people and ghosts, and behaved in an extremely flamboyant manner. The princess of the Western Regions on the side said: "Good sister, we are here to quell the war between the Central Plains and the Western Regions. We must keep a low profile." Looking at the beautiful sister in front of him who kept tolerating again and again, Shang Shixu clapped his hands on his chest and said: "Princess, the road to Beijing is bumpy and difficult, we must not swallow our anger!" Pretty sister: Thank you! What Shang Shixu didn't expect was that underneath this beautiful image was her arch-enemy Qiu Nanzhu who was disguised as a woman! In order to stop the Hunan Dynasty from harvesting the territory of the Western Regions, Qiu Nanzhu came up with a plan: disguised as a man, went to the Hunan Dynasty to get married, and secretly assassinated the Emperor of the Central Plains! So, with a group of guards dressed as women, Qiu Nanzhu began to endure the whole journey. Who would have expected—— The city lord held a banquet and mentioned the humiliation during the day. He was just about to say let it go as it is, but the concubine who came to marry him said: "I see who of you dares to bully my princess. My princess is unjust!" Facing this scene, the city lord said: "Girl, please sit down first, I will deal with this matter later." Before Qiu Nanzhu could let go of his beating heart, he heard Shang Shixu slam the table: "I want you to deal with it now!" Qiu Nanzhu's heart broke down and shouted: You are such a cunning servant! It's over, it's over, my assassination plan is going to be ruined! The road to marriage is long, and Qiu Nanzhu is about to be pissed to death by this cunning servant. Although he hits the right target every time, he is still a human being, and he will cause problems sooner or later if he keeps worrying. Not to mention Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived soon. Diao Pu came over and pointed at her chest with a rare serious expression: "Princess, I see here, is it a little smaller than yesterday?" Qiu Nanzhu's face darkened: Diao Pu, where are your eyes? - Later on a certain day and a certain day of the month. When Qiu Nanzhu's identity was exposed, Shang Shixu immediately distanced himself from him and asked tremblingly: "Where did you hide my beautiful sister?" Qiu Nanzhu was stunned for a moment, and then put on her real face the graceful posture of a man disguised as a woman, "My good sister, my sister is here." Shang Shixu immediately got goosebumps: "Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!" - Note: [The writing is childish, don't criticize if you don't like it] [If you like the baby, you can click to collect it, thank you] Intention: People who don't love you will think you are hanging on a swing when they see you hanging.