◇◇I work at Gotham Daily.
The editor-in-chief said that he picked me up at the door of the newspaper office and the same style glasses of a well-known reporter from the metropolitan area next door. But I was a gangster and had lost my memory. He was going to send me to the GCPD.
But at this time, I showed my amazing talent for writing news, so the editor took me in and asked me to write entertainment news and interviews with villains.
So, in the past few months, I wrote about Batman's deep sadomasochistic relationship with 44 Gotham villains, the love-hate relationship between Bruce Wayne and the gang bosses, the meal replacements between generations of Robins and Mr. Wayne, and Luthor's unremitting efforts to maintain a 1:1 ratio between the Superman family and the Bat family...
And became a well-known reporter in Gotham who can easily cause a bloody storm!
OK, I'm done!
Next, I will be promoted to editor-in-chief, produce more gossip about the Justice League, contribute to everyone's love stories, and reach the pinnacle of my life...
Then Bruce Wayne, who I had written hundreds of reports on, came to me with a DNA report and said he was my father.
My silence is deafening.
Bruce Wayne is my father?
Batman is my father?
Wait, why do I know Bruce Wayne is Batman?
Then I encountered a villain accident.
Then I regained my memory.
I didn't control my power well and accidentally blew up the clown because my super brain just remembered that I had super power and hadn't reinstalled the control system yet.
Connor asked: You finally remembered?
I said in a daze, yes, I remembered, Kang, but now there is a problem. Do you remember that every time I asked Clark where the other half of my DNA came from, he would never tell me?
Connor said: I think that's not an important issue. I said it when I took you out of the culture tank. What's important is what kind of person you want to be...
Me: From Batman.
Connor:?
Me: Yes, Batman is my dad, but what's more terrifying than Batman being my dad is that he will be my boyfriend's father-in-law.
I recalled everything I had written in the past few months and said desperately: How about we escape to the universe.
Connor: ... That's called elopement.
PS:
As you can see, this is the son Luthor gave to Superman and Batman. He lost his memory while fighting the villain.
Complain about the protagonist. Undecided CP is not Connor, no orthopedics!
Intention: When mountains and rivers meet, we will meet again; everything depends on man, man will conquer nature
