Lie Detection App Suddenly Appears on Straight Men's Phones

[Strive for 200 open articles, please collect and provide nutrient solution! [A 100,000-word cute and pure love short story about rehabilitation and adjustment] Lin Yu is a very nervous straight man. One day, an App appeared on his phone that could not be deleted. This app has a magical function, which is that it can detect whether the speaker is telling the truth. After testing the authenticity of the function, Lin Yu was excited to tell his best friend, Jiang Linye, about this great discovery. Lin Yule happily hooked his best friend's shoulder: "Hey, buddy, let me tell you something." Jiang Lin also replied expressionlessly: "What's wrong, brother." Before Lin Yu started speaking, he saw the app suddenly vibrate violently. A pop-up warning appeared in front of me. [Warning⚠️It is detected that the other party's language contains unintentional behavior] Lin Yu was confused. Half a second later, he suddenly reacted and looked at Jiang Linye in disbelief. What! Didn't you just say one sentence? What a joke! Damn, you don't consider me a brother at all, do you? Aren't we the best in the world? — After separation from Jiang Lin, Lin Yu tossed and turned, becoming increasingly depressed and puzzled. Why doesn't Jiang Lin regard him as a brother? They grew up together. They wear a pair of underwear and are very familiar with each other. They know everything about their lifestyle, hobbies and eating habits, as well as their sensitive moles. Moreover, Jiang Lin has never had a quarrel with him since he was so old. He helps him sign in, takes him around, washes the dishes and mops the floor for him, and also takes care of the meals he can't finish... Why doesn't Jiang Lin treat him as a brother? He regards him as his best and strongest buddy! The more Lin Yu thought about it, the angrier he became. He was so angry that he stepped forward to question him. Lin Yu: "You don't consider me a friend at all!" Jiang Lin also looked at the man who asked angrily. After a moment of silence, he said, "Did you see it?" Lin Yu was so angry that he actually lied! It's really not a thing! This big hypocritical liar! Lin Yu was angry and sad, and was about to break up with Jiang Lin. But the next second, Jiang Lin said: "I want to *you." Lin Yu: "?" Lin Yu was stuck: "No, what are you thinking about?" Jiang Lin also calmed down: "I want to kiss you, hug you, tear off your clothes, and let you cry while scolding me on the bed. I want **, __**, and..." Lin Yu: "??" ... Brother, what the hell are you talking about. Why did he suddenly start talking like birds? Also Why doesn't this lie detector app ring? ! — Lin Yu: Brothers are gods! Brother is the ground! I am willing to go through fire and water for my brother! Jiang Linye: I am willing to go to heaven and become my brother😃 Also known as "You are my good brother, how could you do this!" Bamboo horse, bamboo horse | Straight and bent | Make secret love come true 1v1 brainless cookie A straight man with a strange brain circuit, an idiot, cute and loved by sex, jealous and often speechless, scheming and pure love attack Highlight 1. The sunny, silly, straight man is cute, very noisy, super optimist, has huge nerves, and loves without knowing it; the innocent and secretly in love, the sultry couple who is speechless while being troubled, worried about gains and losses, a sweet and sweet couple, the kind of pure love couple who even blushes when holding hands during the ambiguous period. 2. There is no writing and no plot. It is purely about rehabilitation and self-entertainment. It is keen on describing handsome attacks and beautiful feelings. It has a high-concentration comic-like writing style. Those who have high requirements for writing and plot should beware! Brainless little white cookie! Intention: Sincerity is golden