Opening within two months
If you are called Qi Shu, you will be called Qi Shu, but if you are not called Qi Shu,
After giving away the last big dog in the family, Qishu, the social animal, can finally move out from his old home in the suburbs and live in his old home in the city.
Unfortunately, on the day of check-in, the landlord broke the contract and asked Qi Shu to find another place.
But where is it so easy to find a suitable house?
Qi Shu just carried the tattered suitcase, sat on the stone pier and sighed.
The cold wind was blowing, and before he could finish sighing, with a snap, a small advertisement was stuck on his face with incomparable accuracy:
The property is for rent at an affordable price. If you are the one, please feel free to contact us if you are interested!
Qi Shujiu:...
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The new house is luxuriously decorated, in a good location, and has a quiet environment. The most important thing is... You can live in it for free for the first three months!
Qi Shu immediately decided and packed his bags to move in.
It is said that there is another tenant here who has gone out and has not returned yet.
When packing his luggage, he noticed a thick stack of paper on the coffee table, with four large blood-red characters written on the top -
House Rules:
1. It is forbidden to mess with anything in the room. Everything here is carefully designed by Rabbit.
Qi Shu, who put down the chair hanging upside down on the roof as soon as he entered the door, said:...
2. Keep quiet. Rabbits are very sensitive to sound.
Qi Shu, whose cell phone speaker is broken and unable to mute:...
3. Don't eat any meat within 500 meters of the house. Rabbits are very annoying.
Qi Shu, who was about to eat fried chicken, said:...
The rules were densely packed. Before he could finish reading them, a strange phone call suddenly came in from another tenant.
Qi Shu asked: "Hello? How are you?"
He asked tentatively: "I saw the house rules, but I didn't see your little rabbit."
Opposite: "Because I haven't gotten home yet."
Qi Shu asked: "Oh, you brought the rabbit with you?"
"Of course not." The person on the other side said impatiently, "Apart from me, where did the other rabbits come from in my house?"
Qi Shu said:? ? ?
Qi Shu felt horrified.
The other person asked: "You didn't violate the code, did you?"
Qi Shu had to bite the bullet and said: "Haha, of course not..."
Opposite: "It's best."
Along with the next sentence, there was the sound of the door key turning gently.
Opposite: "Because I will be home soon."
"If I find out that you have violated the rules..."
The person on the other side lowered his voice and said with great malice: "Just wait and become my fodder."
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Rule 250 of House Rules:
Friendly reminder, spring is the season when male rabbits are in heat. Please stay away from all unneutered male rabbits in spring!
Today's calendar: February 3 (beginning of spring)
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