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The heroine with a sharp tongue × the handsome male protagonist with a sharp tongue
Jiang Xun had worn hundreds of wedding dresses, and never thought that he would end up in a dilapidated swimming pool without water. She might even fall in love with a man from the northwest.
She is a wedding dress model from the south. She is shrewd, has a sharp tongue, walks with a wind, and does not believe that love can last forever. He is a veteran of the Northwest. He has a short head and a scar on his back. He guards a dilapidated swimming pool called "Blue Dolphin". He speaks as if he has taken gunpowder and is too lazy to raise his eyelids when looking at others.
She thought his pond was green enough for fish, and he thought her dangling in a wedding dress was an eyesore; she called him rough, and he called her pretentious; she made him jealous, and when he was done with it, he dragged her into the dressing room and kissed her against the wall. There is no secret love, no misunderstanding, no forbearance of "I am not worthy" - only head-on confrontation, only "who can touch my people and try", only "you scold me ten times and I will kiss you once".
When she was splashed with dirty water, he flew from the northwest to the south and threw a glass of wine back; when her design draft was stolen, he squatted by the pool and rubbed her stomach, saying, "Turning over the table is also a win."
The water in Blue Dolphin will dry up, the wedding dress will get old, and the wind and sand in the northwest will blow for a lifetime. But the love born from the collision of two strong bones is stronger than the wind and sand, and deeper than the swimming pool - she wears a wedding dress not to wait to be married, but to prepare to fight; he opens a swimming pool not to hang around, but to keep the promise he has made with his life.
"Xing Yan, who do you think I am?"
"You're a man. Even if you're deaf, you're lame, you're dead."
Intention: Be happy (2025.11.3)