The biggest dream of Zhou Dangren, an ordinary straight man, is to find someone he likes to spend his whole life with and live a peaceful life.
But he has lived for less than thirty years, and not only is he still a bachelor, but he also almost died three times.
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First time
He was not rewarded for being a good person, and was thrown into the hospital by a gangster with a chair.
The bad news is: when he woke up, he found that he had lost his memory.
However, a blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise
"Can I chase you?"
"Brother, you're pretty handsome. But I'm really not gay."
The good news is: God probably assigned him a partner to compensate him
Wait, why is it a man? Still six years younger than him
However, soft-hearted straight men are prone to taboos
He didn't notice anyone, so he climbed into bed and did the following:
Well, it's not a big problem, at least she is beautiful, virtuous and considerate
He comforted himself that he couldn't have his cake and eat it too, and nothing in the world was perfect.
A man can bend and stretch!
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Second time
He was on a business trip to work on a project and was almost burned to death
The good news is: his memory is restored
The bad news is: the sky is falling
He slapped her twice: "You bastard! Are you kidding me?"
After I slapped someone to tears, I still had to coax myself.
He found out that the person assigned to him by God was the younger brother who he pooped and pissed all over. ! !
Two years ago, a dog bit him
So he lost the dog he had raised since childhood
However, he did not expect that the dog would travel thousands of miles to find him two years later. Not only did it not bite him this time, it also kept chewing him.
But to be honest, he would rather the dog bite him to death
Desperate straight man looking up to the sky
Reasonable suspicion is that it is an epic-level enhanced version of the dog-blooded pig-killing plate
In addition, if this time it can be calculated as workers' compensation, he thinks it must include mental damages.
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As for why there is a third time?
It's because he just wants to strangle himself to death
Of course, there is also his shameless brother
and he decided
From now on, he will warn all straight men that men should also be careful about beauty traps
[Cold-faced and cute young green tea male elder brother 1✖️Hot in love with the mean and upright straight male social animal elder brother 0]
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The next part of the revolving lantern (n) is the memories of brothers.
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The upbringing system is broken and reunited, the pseudo-bond family relationship turns sour at the end of the year, sweetness first and then cruelty, the bloody pursuit of wife and then husband, Schrödinger's morality, semi-suspense and micro-thriller love story
The plot is purely fictitious and has no prototype. Please do not substitute it into reality.
Mission: Family, responsibility, love
Reader comments
I came here specifically from Xiaohongshu [Come on] [Come on] I finally witnessed the release of a novel by OC. It's a historic moment worth celebrating.
It's my first time reading a book, and I've actually read Goddess from OCs to novels. Time flies so fast, but I ask a question every day: Goddess, do you know how to wear ripped leather pants? [Shut up]
I would like to give a warning to all my friends who accidentally read this article. This article "attacks the chrysanthemum to be unclean, and the recipient is clean". XHS has settings posted by the author. I see that there is no lightning protection in this regard in the introduction of the work. In order to prevent people who have this aspect from accidentally reading it, I will post it in the comment area [Spread your hands]
A big taboo for soft-hearted straight men! ! !
"That little thing" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
Hahahahaha, it's really JJ that made me fall in love with [Spreading Flowers]
"After I was almost calm, Zhou..." This is a big bug for the author ~ Typo, go to the bathroom [Shut up]
Brother Zhou. Yes. Txl Tiancai. .
I finished it in one go, it's so beautiful! Looking forward to the next chapters [shy]
You can get your brother's care if you are miserable [dog head holding rose in mouth]
Puppy 1! Poor 1! Green tea 1! White cuts black 1!
Wow, the boss is so good at drawing, so serious about chasing JJ to eat articles. I finally saw someone writing a 10,000-word introduction to OC. . Brother, this steel-clad straight boy can act well. Yeah, yeah, move an Oscar to my brother
"You are the owner" Is this owner the owner of the house or something [Shut up]
Because He Yuan has had such a profound influence on me. Now when I see a new guy, I think [shut up]
I'm jealous before we even talk about it [dog's head holding a rose in its mouth]
Younger brother. Completely. Brother Du Wei. .
Goddess. What a wild style of writing.
Goddess, how do you write it? Can it be tense at one moment and abstract at the other ()
What do you think about this emotional intelligence? "You also know what you look like."
I can't do it anymore. Brother Zhou's words are so funny👀🥹
"Sanitary napkin" caught the author a big bug~
Xql is so cute and at ease [dog head holding a rose]
"But when someone makes a fool of himself..." This is a big bug for the author~
Teacher, please take more rest and wish your health a speedy recovery🥹
"The company's purpose is to maintain" is a big bug for the author~
I am lucky to meet such a hard-working goddess.
Don't even straight men realize their masculinity? [Shut up]
Brother Zhou asked you if you were angry.
This chapter is a bit sour to read. Is Brother Zhou going to become an old man living alone again? (Bushi)
Are you about to start the story of what's really wrong [Lemon]
I came here specifically from Xiaohongshu [Come on] [Come on] I finally witnessed the release of a novel by OC. It's a historic moment worth celebrating.
It's my first time reading a book, and I've actually read Goddess from OCs to novels. Time flies so fast, but I ask a question every day: Goddess, do you know how to wear ripped leather pants? [Shut up]
I would like to give a warning to all my friends who accidentally read this article. This article "attacks the chrysanthemum to be unclean, and the recipient is clean". XHS has settings posted by the author. I see that there is no lightning protection in this regard in the introduction of the work. In order to prevent people who have this aspect from accidentally reading it, I will post it in the comment area [Spread your hands]
A big taboo for soft-hearted straight men! ! !
"That little thing" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
Hahahahaha, it's really JJ that made me fall in love with [Spreading Flowers]
"After I was almost calm, Zhou..." This is a big bug for the author ~ Typo, go to the bathroom [Shut up]
Brother Zhou. Yes. Txl Tiancai. .
I finished it in one go, it's so beautiful! Looking forward to the next chapters [shy]
You can get your brother's care if you are miserable [dog head holding rose in mouth]
Puppy 1! Poor 1! Green tea 1! White cuts black 1!
Wow, the boss is so good at drawing, so serious about chasing JJ to eat articles. I finally saw someone writing a 10,000-word introduction to OC. . Brother, this steel-clad straight boy can act well. Yeah, yeah, move an Oscar to my brother
"You are the owner" Is this owner the owner of the house or something [Shut up]
Because He Yuan has had such a profound influence on me. Now when I see a new guy, I think [shut up]
I'm jealous before we even talk about it [dog's head holding a rose in its mouth]
Younger brother. Completely. Brother Du Wei. .
Goddess. What a wild style of writing.
Goddess, how do you write it? Can it be tense at one moment and abstract at the other ()
What do you think about this emotional intelligence? "You also know what you look like."
I can't do it anymore. Brother Zhou's words are so funny👀🥹
"Sanitary napkin" caught the author a big bug~
Xql is so cute and at ease [dog head holding a rose]
"But when someone makes a fool of himself..." This is a big bug for the author~
Teacher, please take more rest and wish your health a speedy recovery🥹
"The company's purpose is to maintain" is a big bug for the author~
I am lucky to meet such a hard-working goddess.
Don't even straight men realize their masculinity? [Shut up]
Brother Zhou asked you if you were angry.
This chapter is a bit sour to read. Is Brother Zhou going to become an old man living alone again? (Bushi)
Are you about to start the story of what's really wrong [Lemon]