
[Comprehensive British and American] If You Are from Gotham, You Will Love Batman!
【综英美】是哥谭人就来爱蝙蝠侠!
by How Do You Call a Bat Afafaf? (蝙蝠怎么叫afafaf)
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Tags
- ThemeWestern Fanfiction
- POVMultiple POV
- Age18+
- Absurd Comedy
- British & American Fandom
- Daily Life
- Happy Ending
- Snark
- Superhero
Synopsis
As the title says, Gotham's sweetheart is so exciting that visitors will definitely give him rave reviews! #[Explosion]On the authority of bat cloth# #Gotham Sweetheart and Bat Monster have to say 123 things# #Buckle 1 and take away Batman peripherals# #Question: How much does it cost to contact Bruce Wayne privately? # [——It has been detected that this forum contains false information and has been blocked——] —— Dolos was an unlucky child since he was a child. He was hit when he went out, slipped and fell, was hit by objects thrown in the air while walking, was robbed while eating, ran away and stumbled into a fire scene. His daily life was full of ups and downs (as for how these ups and downs came about, let's talk about it for another time! Move your eyes——) In the torture of life, our strong young man Dolos still perseveres, carrying a camera every night to shoot Batman, and pick up the darts left behind by Batman or Robin at the battle scene. "Oh-gosh, look what I picked up! A batarang with only one corner worn off!" "Ninety-nine percent rare!" This is not for sale, this is his own money: P Fortunately, although he is unlucky and in poor health, he has a good friend who he raised by himself! My friend Kane is one and a half years old and 1.9 Meters tall. He has no shortcomings except that his face looks a bit like Lex Luthor! While working for the Wayne Group, my friend got money from Lex Luthor to support him, and even took him conscientiously to film Batman every night! Where can I find such a good friend? ! Look in my eyes answer me! —— Bruce could feel that incomprehensible gaze coming again. This secret gaze first appeared when he left Wayne Manor for the first time when he was young, and accompanied him throughout his experience until he returned to Wayne Manor. The second time was when he appeared in Gotham as Batman. The third time was when he got his first Robin, Dick Grayson. The fourth time was his second Robin, Jason Todd. The 5th time... The 6th time... Even follow him into outer space! Oh Fa! He could feel that there was no malice in this gaze, it seemed that he just saw him, followed him, and then gently helped him when he needed help. Just like helping him save Jason, Tim's parents, and Alfred who almost had his neck twisted... And when he asked the people who rescued them, they were unimpressed. When he looked for the source of this gaze, he could never find any trace. It wasn't until one time when he was punching someone in Arkham that he felt that sense of being watched again. Very close to him, Bruce raised his head. The young man wearing a domino mask on the rooftop pointed a telephoto camera at him. He realized that he had been discovered and grinned at him with white teeth, "Good evening! Batman!" Bruce, "...?" By the time he passed by swinging his grappling gun, he had already been carried away by a Kryptonian who jumped out of nowhere. Bruce looked at the Kryptonian he had never seen before in unspeakable silence for a while. (Could Lex Luthor really be Superman's R and G?) —— Small Theater Batman picked up Dolos and shook it, and a bunch of things fell from his body, including USB flash drives, photos, photo albums, damaged batarangs, Bruce's tie clip that he lost a few years ago, Alfred's missing stirring stick, half-eaten cookies, Dick's cereal, Jason's good girl gun, Tim's lost camera backup film, Damian's old samurai sword... Huh? Why are there still ugly photos of Darkseid? Wow, Dolos, you are really too many to describe! Dolos screamed in shame and anger, "Don't touch my collection!!!! I saw you hiding, and it was you Jason! Kane, save me! QAQ" Dick picked up one and looked at it. There was a photo of young Bruce rolling down a mountain into a mud ditch during his wilderness experience... The legs of a former Robin in green-scaled shorts... Jason Tim said nothing, just collecting. (Hahaha, so much dark history! It's quite exciting! No, why do you still have mine!!!) Damian confidently gathered the things in his arms. After all, Dolos can be counted as his father's assets, and Bruce's things = his. —— Kane pointed at Dolos, "If you treat the black-haired man less like a cat, you will become unfortunate!" Dolos, "Meow~" Kane "... Stop treating bat vigilantes like cats, they will become unfortunate!" Dolos swore to protect his collection to the death and looked at Bruce sadly, "These are my spiritual food! Bruce, how could you do this to me!!!!" Bruce looked helpless, "Listen Ris, Clark is coming to visit you this afternoon. If you don't take your pile of kryptonite products and put them away, he won't come." Dolos screamed, "You're lying to me again! If you take it away, you won't give it back to me... I watched you grow up! You can't do this to me!!" Bruce hid the sack behind him guiltily, "How could that be? I'm not that kind of person." Dolos sneered, "You are!" ——[Mine Clearance Warning]—— 1. The protagonist is a half-bat cub. After all, a little bit of Bruce's genes were used to fuse the body. The main body is a dark, petroleum-colored mass, similar to a slime. The main character is Batman, and the secondary characters are bats and other vigilantes. Those who have traveled through time know the true identities of the superheroes. 2. This Batman is set as a mixture of animation + animation + early comics, non-stereotypical serious Bruce, Robin is the same. The image of Clark is also the main character of the anime animation Adventure Super (this Superman is too sweet, too cute, too cute). But also because of writing, it is inevitable that there will be some stereotypes. 3. There will be some unpopular villains in the article, mainly those that interest me. This article won't be too serious, nor will it contain high-level hell jokes, because I don't know how to write, and it's more about daily life. I really like the witty and cold humor of early bats. 4. The writing is novice, the logic is missing, the outline is missing, it is written for entertainment, some dialogues will be directly adapted from the comics. (Who still remembers that in the early days, bats came from the cold-faced comedian, and Alfred was also a master of witty words and cold humor! What kind of Gotham sketch?) 5. Love bat literature, love bat literature, love bat literature, and say important things three times. Although I will definitely persecute some in the article, the whole article is bat-loving literature. Please be kind to this half-century old man who has come back from the dead. 6. Regarding updates: Follow my own time, maybe it will be changed later? (Maybe) Mission: Life is free and there are always multiple choices
Gotham's sweetheart is really exciting, and the name is well chosen. Come in and eat it instantly [dog head]