One sentence summary: The whole family was fighting for the throne, and I was eating melon seeds beside me.
Summary: I am the most unpopular concubine in the Duke's palace. My aunt dislikes me, my aunt steps on me, and even my servants take advantage of me. Everyone thinks that I will go dark and take revenge - after all, that's what the fighting novels next door say. But I just want to lie flat. My eldest sister enlisted me to deal with the second cousin. I took out my notebook and said, "The third young master of the second ward climbed over the wall yesterday to go to the flower house. The fifth lady secretly handed a letter to my cousin..." My eldest sister was shocked: "How do you know?"
Me: "They gave me money to come to your place as an undercover agent."
Sister-in-law: "..."
Three days later, I became the most popular person in the family. The first room invited me to dinner, the second room gave me silk and satin, and even the most noble prince in the palace came to visit in person and asked, "Can you serve me, young lady?" I took a bite of the cake he brought and said, "Yes, please pay more."
Later, the succession was over, and the new emperor ascended the throne - it was my silly, sweet brother. The first thing he did when he came to the throne was to summon me into the palace: "Sister, you saved my kingdom, what do you want?"
I thought about it seriously: "Can I sleep until I wake up naturally every day?" The whole court was silent. The historian wrote: "The eldest princess Zhaoyi had a good sleep all her life and had no merit in the country. The emperor gave her a gold plaque - 'Don't disturb her'."
Intention: Funny