Question: "How should I deal with the fact that my sweetheart after four years of separation is back?"
Answer: "Let's do whatever we want to do. Scolding each other online will just turn into fighting each other offline."
Chen Mo often lamented why he was only three months younger than Liang Wan, yet he had to work by his side like his grandparents.
Liang Wan: "Perhaps you are born to be busy. My dear, you have to believe in your destiny. Order me a poplar nectar, two mango pandans, an osmanthus fermented dumpling, a wood chaff pudding, and the newly opened Souffle in Causeway Bay. Thank you. Oh, the Souffle will be freshly baked and will be picked up in forty minutes. You should be able to make it in time."
Chen Me: "Liang Wan, just be a human being."
Liang Wan: "It's too tiring to be a human being. It's easier to be your ancestor."
——Exclusive interview with the St. Andrews school magazine, two influential figures face to face
Young reporter: "Can the two seniors talk about their own strengths?"
Chen Me: "Okay. You come first?"
Liang Wan: "Beautiful, talented, wealthy, well-informed, gentle and considerate - all the above praises have been certified by Borges, guaranteed by Gwyneth, and acquiesced by Selwyn. Does Chen Me have any objections?"
Chen Me: "I have never seen such a shameless person."
Young reporter: "What about... Senior Chen Mo?"
Chen Me: "Good grades, good conduct, good health, strong ability to withstand stress, especially good at cleaning up someone's mess, and I have not applied for work-related injury subsidies so far."
Liang Wan: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, you're so awesome. You even talk about your advantages as if you were writing a resume for a job. No wonder everyone says you are the most reliable young master of the Chen family."
Chen Me: "If you have a toothache, go to the dentist."
Liang Wan: "I was obviously suffocated by someone's shamelessness."
Chen Me: "Liang Wan!"
(The little reporter held on to the material and evacuated the scene quickly.)
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First person narrative essay
The appearance is different, the mind is deep, white cut, black attack x, owe and waste, crazy critic, neurotic beauty
Purpose: If you don't teach me how the moon sets, I will grow old together with you.