The Universe in the Jar

[Advance receipt, full text is on file ~ will be released after the year] In this world, there are great people who are born rich and noble, and naturally there are also rat spirits who are born mean. Chen Fu is the most despicable of the lowlifes. He can be said to be the leader of the lowlifes, a master of sneaking around. There are only things in this village that no one can think of, and there is nothing he can't steal. If a flock of geese comes flying in the sky, they must leave behind all their flight feathers. It was such a bitch that he became quite famous in Jiuting, and the locals called him "The Stealing Buddha". No one else, just because this thief loves to lie down on the roof beams in the temple, the top of the bare donkey. I don't know if the earth on Tai Sui's head moved or not, but he ate a lot of the Buddha's tribute and never missed it once. * As usual, Chen Fu returned home happily holding the jar he had stolen from the temple - he was just missing a pickle jar. This thing is a bit ugly now, but he stole it from the monk's possession with his own hands. After all, it is considered a treasure. It is more useful to use it to pickle vegetables for him than to offer it to the bald donkeys in the temple. On the first day of making pickles, nothing happened. On the second day of making pickles, nothing happened. …… …… However "Holy crap, where's my food????!" On the third day, Chen Fu looked at the empty pit and was filled with anger. He was holding the bowl, trying to find the reckless guy who dared to mess with Tai Sui, but as soon as he turned around, he saw a suspicious person. Chen Fu looked him up and down, and saw that although this man was wearing gold and expensive clothes, he looked dusty and dusty, with a sour air. It's you, thief! "Thief." "?" After several confrontations, the man who was so impoverished claimed to be his creditor in his previous life. He had gone through so much trouble to find this corner and demanded that Chen Fu must repay him one by one. "It is only natural to pay back debts." The man said. Oops. Chen Fu rolled his eyes. * It was night, Chen Fu poured out all the vegetables in the jar, without even brushing them. He held the things in his arms and climbed up the high wall of the temple. He cursed "Bah, whoever steals your things is the one you go after. It's not me who shaved off the gold paint on your body, and you didn't get a single benefit. Why are you asking me to collect your debt? It's fine now. I still have to buy another jar to pickle pickles." * "Fuck, who the hell raised the walls of the temple?" * Chi Jingyun originally came to collect debts, so he never expected that he would fall into trouble with the notorious Liang Shangjunzi. In the end, not to mention the golden lacquer that carried the merits and virtues, even most of the cultivation base was lost, and the three flowers gathered on top were shattered all over the ground. But what can he do? Immortals who violate the precepts and are beaten will have a short life in the human world. He doesn't want Chen Fu to have a short life. Bai Wuchang's tongue was already hanging out. Seeing the scene in front of him, his face became even more frighteningly ugly. He tried his best to prevent this thing that was against fate from happening. "Jingyunding, you are crazy. I have never seen any immortal in this world with two divine heads." At that time, Chi Jingyun was already looking like a madman, looking like a madman who wouldn't listen to you even if you told the truth. He held the already cold body in his arms, and his voice was hoarse and frightening: "Then Chen Fu will be the first one." "I'll ask him to be the first one." [The fragments of Laojun's alchemy furnace are recast into small urn and urn spirit × low-quality flying thief who hates Buddha and hates rich] Intention: cause and effect reincarnate, retribution is unpleasant. With good intentions in your heart, you will find hope when you turn around.