Three years after the invasion of the earth, the pseudo-person Wei Ren (number SZ250) perfectly completed the tasks assigned to her by the organization. Not only did she successfully enter the entertainment industry and become a top actor with countless followers, she also got married to the national movie queen Zhenxian.
At the commendation meeting, the puppet leader asked Wei Ren to share his experience, and Wei Ren recalled several key points.
When the actress was filming a horror scene, she was caught off guard when she saw a prop that had been stolen by someone else, which brought back memories of her childhood. She suffered a panic attack and fell to the ground convulsing. The real culprit behind the scenes deliberately clapped loudly and praised her acting skills, and the noise aggravated her illness. After reading that the actress's health index was rapidly declining, Wei Ren went up and pushed the clapper to the ground with his hands behind his back, blocked his mouth with a rag, and said: It is detected that the patient Zhenxian needs to be quiet - the noise is being eliminated -
…That time, after Zhen Xian recovered, his eyes towards her became much softer. "Although you speak strangely, you are not a bad person."
The actress was framed by a rival troll, and unknowingly netizens were incited to join in the online violence against her. The actress felt depressed and sat on the top floor to enjoy the breeze. She also said to Wei Ren who arrived: This is my last request, please leave me alone.
Wei Ren, who read the actress's need to "create tranquility", carefully handed her a pair of noise-cancelling earplugs: Are they enough? If that's not enough, I will build you another soundproof wall to prevent any sound from disturbing you! Or do you need plan C more: lie on a soft bed, listen to lullabies, and have a good sleep? Hmm... Although there is no bed here, I can simulate a bed, and I can also adjust the sound track to make white noise suitable for hypnosis...
…That time, the actress cried and threw herself into her arms as she listened. She laughed as she cried. "Although you look stupid, you are actually quite smart."
The movie queen was forced to die by her pedantic family members, who insisted that she marry an annoying man. She was troubled and confided in her.
Wei Ren held her hand, looked into her eyes, and smiled charmingly at her: I have detected that your intention to marry me is 100%. The chance of detecting that your family member actually dared to commit suicide is zero percent. Output the optimal ending plan: You and I will get our marriage certificate now. The nearest civil affairs bureau is only five hundred meters away. It is within my gravity range and I can move it here now.
... That time, the movie queen took the initiative to kiss her.
"Although you seem to be watching a joke, I know you are sincere. Me too."
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Wei Ren felt that she just completed the program instructions, it was very simple. So she told the truth.
"As long as you speak and act according to the habits of the pseudo-human beings, that's it!"
The hypocrites who have been expelled by humans many times because they are too hypocritical: ... Then what does our failure count, is it our misfortune?
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Intention: Sincerity is the ultimate skill