Yujiangshan is a fox demon who has only lived for tens of thousands of years. She lives in the deep mountains and old forests and has waited hundreds of years to find her former lover.
Until that day, Yu Jiangshan was catching birds in the mountains and suddenly felt something in his heart. Yu Jiangshan was overjoyed and walked out of the mountains with the bird in his mouth and two crispy corners. He came to the convenience store where Song Hemian worked. He knocked on the door politely and walked in: "Hello, are you my lover?"
"???"
Song Hemian was confused. Song Hemian was puzzled.
"This lady cosplaying Su Daji, you got the wrong person."
"——? Why do you want to fail the test?"
The two wonderful horns of the fox seem to be a little confused.
"... Cosplay."
"What is Cosprey? Isn't Yujiang shirt good?"
"..."
Song Hemian fell silent.
From then on, Song Hemian had a little follower behind him that he couldn't get rid of.
When Song Hemian went to work, Yujiang's shirt was rubbed.
When Song Hemian got off work, Yujiang's shirt was rubbed.
When Song Hemian pooped——
Yu Jiangshan wanted to rub it, but Song Hemian stopped him.
"You don't have to rub it when you go to the toilet, it stinks."
Although Huhu didn't know what "going to the bathroom" meant, she understood the smell.
Huhu's lover has turned into a stinky treasure!
Until this day, Yu Jiangshan wanted to have a kiss with him, but was rejected.
Song Hemian said: "Kissing is something that couples do, we are not."
Yu Jiangshan tilted his head: "But you were my lover in the previous life."
Song Hemian: "Don't bring the grudges from the past life to this life. I am not your lover now."
Yu Jiangshan was not convinced, and angrily packed up his baggage and ran away from home with two crispy corners on his head.
As soon as she stepped out of the door, something heavy was dragging her trouser leg. When she looked down, she saw Song Hemian pulling her trouser leg tightly and saying, "I just said that, I just wanted you to coax me, why did you really leave..."
"Uuuuuuuuah... Honey, I was wrong. I will never be harsh again."
Purpose: China's good young people.
