Aliens who have lived for 1,700 centuries came to Earth on a business trip. Their mission was to observe lower civilizations.
In his report, humans are energetic beagles who tear down homes every day (environmental pollution), bark (set off firecrackers), and take photos of their food before eating.
Until he met Chen Nuan.
I was a sophomore majoring in philosophy. I was tortured by Kant until I collapsed at the end of the semester. I drew a pig on a piece of paper and said to the air, "Brother Kant, please come back to life and I'll treat you to roasted sweet potatoes."
Lingjiu originally thought: Let's end this crappy mission as soon as possible.
Later: Urgent, the experimental subject gave me "jealousy complication". When I saw someone touching him, I wanted to send him to the next galaxy. Is this considered a mission deviation?
Waiting online, quite urgent. My beagle is still waiting for me to come back and eat roasted sweet potatoes.
Intention: The wind stopped and the leaves fell into my hands. It turns out that it is not for passing by, but for taking root.