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Li Qun was a gangster when he was young, but later Jinpen washed his hands, but those old enemies in the past wouldn't let him go, and he would be dead if he wasn't careful.
But he didn't die. A system that didn't know where it came from was tied to him and made him go through the book.
His abdominal muscles were gone, and his height of 1.8 Meters was gone. Li Qun became a frail second chair* who smelled like milk.
What is he?
Oh Migal?
The system asked him to go through the plot, and also prohibited him from saying "Oh, oh, oh*".
Okay, why not just act?
Li Qun clicked on the character file and looked at the character description: Li Xun, the half-brother of the protagonist Li Ruoxing, a green tea cannon fodder who is beautiful and weak on the surface but is actually dark and vicious in his heart.
Li Qun:…………
What nonsense? What he said was human language, but why didn't he recognize a single word of it?
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Li Qun finally figured out what he was playing.
First of all, he is a pure bad guy, a bad guy who can't stand the protagonist Shou. Every day he is either trying to seduce the protagonist Shou's fiancé, or he is secretly jealous and curses. In the end, he is defeated and exiled by the protagonist Shou together, and he dies in poverty.
Li Qun wants to say that this brother is a pure white-eyed wolf who eats his elder brother's things and uses his elder brother's things to live in his elder brother's possessions. He also wants to suppress his elder brother to death. His conscience has been eaten by dogs.
But now he has to follow whatever the original owner does.
I'm sorry, brother, it's all about living.
The task is released, and the system requires Li Qun to drug the protagonist at the banquet.
Li Qun:...... I have never done anything at such a low price in my life.
Fortunately, the system is mentally retarded, and the anti-inflammatory drug is also a drug, and the mission is determined to be successful.
Li Qun discovered a new world.
The system asked him to incite the crowd to look at the protagonist Shou differently. Li Qun went around telling others that Li Ruoxing was bald and wearing a wig.
Onlookers:? !
The system asked it to poke the protagonist's painful area in public. Li Qun stole Li Ruoxing's cat and shaved it into a Mediterranean shape, took a bunch of photos and posted them online to ridicule.
Netizen:! ! !
……
In this way, Li Qun easily completed one task after another.
But——
Why does the protagonist look at him more and more wrong? !
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Li Ruoxing doesn't like his half-brother.
He is bad, stupid and pretentious, like a clown.
But one day, Li Ruoxing found that the idiot had changed and became even stupider.
The previous methods were a bit challenging, but now they were like playing house, making people uninterested. But for some reason, Li Ruoxing began to pay more and more attention to Li Qun.
Until one day, Li Qun drank too much, rushed into Li Ruoxing's room, held his hand, pressed his forehead against his hand, and began to drunkenly confess.
"... Brother, I can't help you." His tone was heavy.
Li Ruoxing asked: "What did you do again?"
Li Qun: "I mixed your wine with amoxicillin, said behind your back that you were bald, gave your cat a Mediterranean shave, and beat your fiancé, but -"
Before Li Ruoxing could answer, Li Qun raised his head with a serious face and said sincerely: "Brother, you are a good person. I want to tell you something from my heart. Please listen to my advice!"
Li Ruoxing raised his eyebrows.
"If you have to have sex with a man, can you find someone else? Stop blindly hooking up with those two bastards. Really, none of them are good enough for you!"
Li Ruoxing couldn't help laughing.
"Then who should I hook up with to be considered worthy of me?"
Li Qun was drunk and muttered: "At least... I have to be on the same level as you."
Li Ruoxing came closer and asked softly: "How about you try it yourself?"
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1. The persecuted Northeastern men are xed. They appear to be cold and dignified, but in reality they are full of bad intentions.
2. There is no blood relationship between attack and reception, double O and double C, no secondary differentiation.
3. It's probably a sweet story
4. The second chair - Northeast dialect, meaning neither male nor female; oh oh west - ooc; ah fuck - Alpha, I can't remember exactly;
Purpose: Strive to create a better life
