Qiu Ran is a badass Dodger rabbit who is destined to be born evil (hungry) and capable of doing anything.
He will bite the alfalfa grass hard, bite the papaya slices hard...
Of course, after being sent to the owner's house, he discovered something even more delicious—the owner's charging cable.
Qiu Ran: I'll take a bite of the charging cable and thank you. I'll take a bite of the sofa and thank you.
The rabbit is very hungry. Master, you won't mind (wink).
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Shi Zian found that the newly bought rabbit was strange.
According to what is said online, rabbits have extremely delicate stomachs and can only eat hay rabbit food and clean water.
Looking at the little rabbit jumping on the table and munching fried chicken, Shi Zi'an silently opened the rabbit raising forum.
"What should I do if Little Rabbit eats a bowl of Grandpa Ken's Spicy Chicken?"
2L:? Why would anyone ask such a question? Rabbits can't eat fried chicken, they'll get sick!
3L: Go to the hospital quickly.
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65L: I suggest the poster bury her, as she can't be saved.
Shi Zian was silent for a while and placed an order for wreaths and elegiac couplets on his mobile phone.
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A very strange person came to the rabbit breeding forum.
His first speech shocked other posters - he actually asked Rabbit what to do if he eats fried chicken.
Later posts were even more bizarre, such as "The little rabbit secretly drank my instant noodle soup", "The rabbit caught a mouse and gave me a gift" and "Will the rabbit hurt his eyes when playing with a tablet?"
Commenters:? This sand is sheltered from the wind.
Until one day, the legendary rabbit breeder posted again after two months of silence, and the title was still thunderous.
"What should I do if the little rabbit becomes a human?"
1L (Owner): As the title states, the rabbit turned into a human and lay beside my bed this morning. What should I do? Will the rabbit become like this when he grows up?
2L: I suggest lz go see a doctor first. I think you have more problems.
3L: I second the motion.
4L: Look at Bunny.
Shi Zi'an was lying on the bed as calm as water, his eyes calm.
He stretched out his hand towards the man beside the bed and said weakly: "Do you want to come up and sleep too?"
Qiu Ran was excited: "I want it!"
The young man got into the bed beside him.
Shi Zian nodded and made an appointment with the best psychiatrist in the city.
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The devilish foodie, a grey-white Dodge lop-eared rabbit, was attacked by a novice rabbit breeder who made a fuss and died while being alive.
Sand sculpture cookies
Shizune Beagle is making trouble with you! ! !
Food guide:
1. Handsome Gong Mei Shou, poor body shape, Gong really dead.
2. In real life, rabbits cannot eat fried chicken, balabala and other weird things. Friends who really raise rabbits should not follow this stupid idea.
3. The copy says that I went to the doctor first and then bought the wreath.
4. Lei Meng knew that when he quarreled with me, he also scolded me. This is just a light-hearted, sweet and humorous article. Don't go into details if some details are not in place. I love you all~
Purpose: Love and Peace
