The Stupid Straight Man Suddenly Became Enlightened

Idiot, slow sports student is attacked by a highly intelligent and evil scholar 1 Xue Lin is not very bright. He got into University A in high school because of his academic talent and long-distance running talent. After going to college, although training was as good as a fish in water, academic work became more and more torturous. When finals week comes, I can only ask the god of study for help. This feeling is very bad. He wanted to be smart enough to at least pass the exam on his own. 2 One day, Xue Lin was memorizing words in the dormitory. His roommate was watching videos opposite him and even broadcasting them outside. He couldn't bear it anymore and was about to have an attack when he heard the master's serious advice coming from his roommate's cell phone: "Be near the red and you will be red, and be near the ink and you will be dark. Get along with smart people more and learn how smart people deal with the world, and you will become smarter..." Xue Lin's eyes lit up after hearing this, and he no longer felt irritated. He grabbed his roommate's wrist and said excitedly: "Share this video with me quickly." "?" Xue Lin watched the video dozens of times and browsed through the comment area, and finally came to a conclusion - if you want to become smart, you have to stay with smart people for a long time. And the smartest person around him is Lian Sihuai. 3 "So you frequently invite me to dinner, mountain climbing, and travel, and even just open a double bed room, just to... Become smarter?" Lian Sihuai stared at the innocent-looking culprit with a dark face. Xue Lin nodded honestly: "Yes, yes, you can't be so stingy and unwilling to share your IQ with me. We are good brothers!" "Good brother." Lian Sihuai smiled angrily and waved to the man: "Xue Lin, your method is too slow. I have a faster method." "Really?" "When have I lied to you? Come closer and I will tell you secretly." … "Lian Sihuai, you lied to me. I haven't become smarter at all." Xue Lin shook his legs and looked at the textbook in his hand that was still like a heavenly book. He felt that his only IQ had disappeared along with his physical strength. "Maybe one time is not enough. A few more times will lead to quantitative changes and qualitative changes, and you will become smarter soon." Lian Sihuai comforted him casually, and then threw away the book in Xue Lin's hand: "Good boy, read the book tomorrow. The final exam is coming soon. We have to hurry up now... To help you become smarter!" "Lian Sihuai, I... I don't want to be smart anymore. I think it's good as it is now." "Xue Lin, this is not up to you." Ps: 1. There is no logic, it is a light-hearted and brainless short story, it is all about professionalism, please do not be too strict. 2. Shou is really weak and stupid. Don't ask him how he got into A University. Ask him how he got into A University. Just ask him about luck (Lian Sihuai) + talent. 3. The copy was published on August 30, 2026 and has been screenshotted 4. Expected to open in September Intention: When you are close to vermillion, you are red; when you are close to ink, you are black.