In the era of smog, global mental pollution, human beings are lingering in despair.
Lin Mai became cannon fodder in the wasteland and was cornered by high-level mutant plants at the beginning.
Others: Scream, collapse, commit suicide.
Lin Mai: His eyes were shining, and he grabbed the vine - "What a guy! This toughness will definitely make it strong when used to weave baskets!"
As long as I'm crazy enough, monsters will have to work for me!
After awakening the [Absolute Excitement] power, Lin Mai's rules for surviving in the wasteland changed:
Encountered high-level zombies? "With this arm strength, it would be a shame not to plow the fields!"
Encountered a ferocious beast? "This fur is perfect for bulletproof vests!"
A cold-faced boss who has encountered a ceiling in combat power? "You have good physical strength. Sign a contract and come to the farm to pick manure."
Later, the chaebol elites inside the high wall wore protective clothing and carefully stepped into the restricted area of the wasteland.
But I saw a scene that was shocking:
The top mercenary who made the wasteland fearful was wearing flowery pants and being forced by Lin Mai to step on a sewing machine;
Those ferocious mutated monsters were arranging in neat lines, going crazy in the fields.
Lin Mai pushed up his non-existent glasses and showed a kind smile: "Don't waste it, it's all good fertilizer."
Tags: no CP / crazy literature / wasteland infrastructure / big imagination / funny decompression
Purpose: Crazy Literature