This is the first version of the copy, and it should be revised in the future~
Copywriting:
Xuening is a customer service person who serves strange human beings.
[Why can't I find the video from the day before yesterday?
[Customer service: Uh... Dear, please ask, when did you receive the goods?
Yesterday.
It seems that my brain was just pressed yesterday.
[Why was 15.99 Deducted from your wallet when I bought something at your house? What kind of rubbish? You still have to pay for something?
[Customer service: ... Dear, otherwise I will give it to you for free?
[Okay, then I won't complain to you.
Oh my God, how bold xx is to pretend to be a human being!
…And so on.
Every day is a day of battle against the pinnacle of human intelligence, until——
Xiaoxiao saw the photo.
[Customer service: Dear, if you have any problems, you need to take a photo and send it to me for review. If there is indeed a problem, I can give you a refund.
So a few seconds later he received a photo.
In the photo, the man is wearing an almost transparent sweater, and as he shakes, his seemingly invisible abdominal muscles come into view.
What surprised Xiaoxiao the most was the moment she accidentally caught the camera's face.
Extraordinarily handsome!
Isn't this his Bai Yueguang? !
[Customer service: Dear, we support full refunds here, but you need to add your WeChat. ☺️🌹
WeChat?
[Customer service: Full refund, no need to return, so please give me a good review]
The other person hesitated for a while and then sent a number.
*
After adding Bai Yueguang's WeChat, Xiaoxiao saw hope in life.
He lay quietly on Bai Yueguang's list, just opening the other person's circle of friends countless times every day, hoping to see a few photos of his abs.
…No, just the daily grind of frustration.
?!
He is such a beautiful, gentle and intellectual Bai Yueguang, but there are so many mentally retarded people around him?!
The roommate who pretends to be a scumbag.
The senior who is not good at doing things but has the best pua.
A colleague who likes to take the blame when someone else is doing the job.
An excellent relative who is full of truth and only sucks blood.
……
Xuening couldn't bear it anymore, and her desire to punish mentally retarded humans reached its peak.
So he lurked next to Bai Yueguang.
The roommate slapped me.
The senior slapped him.
The colleague who slandered Bai Yueguang was even slapped.
As for relatives...
[Kiss, do you need a fake boyfriend? The kind who will accompany you home to deal with relatives.
The kind that does not support returns~
Intention: None yet
