[Book Title] The Eight Immortals Cutting in the Door at the Last Table: The Record of Shiji Empress Taming Her Husband
Dear readers, who said that gods are not afraid of guilt? Uncle Cao Guo, the last of the Eight Immortals, actually engaged in "selling himself to beg for marriage" at the foot of Skull Mountain in order to make a living!
This uncle Cao Guo is also a genius. He made a perfect use of Mr. Lei's "safety first" in "Fang Shiyu" and opened and closed his mouth to say "the queen is supreme". On the wedding night, Empress Shiji was used as a mattress, and he praised it as a "harmony of yin and yang." When a fox hair fell out, he cried as if his biological father had died, for fear of being demoted to a "foot mat."
The most amazing thing was the party at Yixiang Garden, where the little Lucky Star boy opened under the Fu Lu Shou seat, and the Eight Immortals collectively complained. Uncle Cao Guo came late, grabbed the pastries and stuffed them, saying: "Safety first, only when you are full can you have the strength to go back and hold the incense burner!" After saying this, he ran back to Skeleton Mountain and stood in front of the agarwood burner three feet above his head, insisting that "the top of the burner shines brightly".
In order to stay in Shiji's arms, this guy secretly took Taiyi's elixir and turned into a child. After being found out, he still said confidently: "I became smaller to act like a spoiled child better!" Even Taiyi made him doubt his life: "You didn't burn the empress to death, but you kept me as a 'disaster' to control the house. Your hands must be shaking!"
The whole book is full of nonsensical jokes, and Cao Guojiu uses his personal experience to prove: Henpecked is not a disease, and it hurts like hell - but for the smile of the empress, this fairy is worth it! After all, he is the only one in the Three Realms who can sing "Phoenix Warm Feet" while holding the incense burner!
(This is the end of the book. If you want to know what happened next, please listen to the next chapter... Forget it, Uncle Guo is still turning on the stove!)
Concept: Stephen Chow's funny tribute to the Eight Immortals