Nightmare Eater Is King

●The arrogant beauty with a poisonous tongue is attacked by straight balls and double standard Bking Shi Qun is an unsteady materialist. His life has always been too skewed on the scale of science and metaphysics. He doesn't like to smile by nature, and he has a very vicious mouth. People who have been criticized by him since he was a child can be lined up from downstairs to France. The world has been grudged against him for a long time. Sometimes he would spit on a passing dog that was too ugly. Unexpectedly, he got a golden job right after graduation and became a specially hired hypnotist and nightmare-catching Taoist priest of the provincial bureau. However, God has a sharp eye and those with venomous mouths will get retribution first. He returned from his first mission empty-handed and fell asleep before interrogating the suspect. Meimei woke up and found that the hospital had bought a sleeper ticket for him to take the train to Huangquan. [All known pathogenic infections, poisonings, genetic diseases, autoimmune diseases, malignant tumors and known physical injuries have been excluded] [Preliminary diagnosis: acute idiopathic systemic failure syndrome] Human words: You are not sick, it's just that your friend said that the world is so big and wants to take you to see it. His friend's name is Neutrino. Shi Qun: "..." Haha, inviting him to film "Friends" and not paying him for it is such a shady party. * The OS in someone's heart has just ended, and suddenly, jingle bell—— Congratulations! [Yin Yang System] ProMax has been successfully activated! Good evening host! Your "dirty stuff" is in place! Sorry sorry! Slip of the tongue! Your "remuneration" has arrived! Shi Qun: "?" The next second, "Dirty Things" appeared with its own light pollution special effects. The man has silver hair and wolf tail, 190 cm long legs, handsome features, and seductive eyes: "Make a deal, you and I cosplay as a couple to do system tasks, I will save my yin virtues for a physical body, and you will save your yang energy for a new life, the best of both worlds." Shi Qun had no expression on his face, and after a few seconds of silence, he launched an attack: "How high-minded are these sexy ghosts these days? You have forgotten the year you died. The grass on the grave is about to grow into the Ili prairie and you haven't reincarnated yet. You are wasting your ghost life here." Mirror Mirage: "..." Hiss, such a spicy mouth, I like it. The man smiled instead of being angry and took out a contract: "Not only will you survive, but after all the tasks are completed, you will be able to see the relative who loves you the most, your grandma." Shi Qun: "How about four generations living together in tears in the underworld?" If my ancestors saw that my life span had been deceived by a ghost and took the initiative to die, they would have kicked my ass to pieces and then carved the posthumous title of "Peerless Pig Head" on the tombstone that would be remembered forever. But in the blink of an eye, I thought that I would die sooner or later. All things are astonishing and unpredictable, come and go, it won't hurt to give it a try. * Shi Qun drew pictures in a dashing way on the spot. In this way, two people in one house, three meals a day, four seasons. The holiday was prosperous, and Jingming was scolded by him every day, causing his nose to bleed. But no one knows that Mirror Mirage is actually the dream builder of the Impermanence World S1. For the sake of Shi Qun, he fell into the ghost realm alone, abandoned the Bridge of Reincarnation, and used yang to create yin. When Shi Qu scolded him, he was happy, saying that his wife was really good at talking. When Shi Qun beat him, he was happy and asked if his wife's hand hurt. When Shi Qu said he wanted a divorce, Jing Mirage went crazy and bullied her: "I said I would create an everlasting mirage for you." "It's just you and me there, and no one will ever take you away from me again." Staring at the handsome man in front of him who was about to cry, Shi Qu chuckled and patted his face: "Mr. Jing, let me interview you. How did you manage to win the Golden Broom Award for your acting skills and not be worthy of the name? And the lower limit of EQ blocked the upper limit of IQ?" Jing Mirage didn't know why, and asked him what he meant with red eyes. Shi Qun: "I haven't seen you for many years, but you are still as stupid as before. Do you think you can go back to our past with a defective product that reverses yin and yang?" In Jing Mirage's slightly stunned expression, Shi Zang stood up gracefully, hooked his tie and pulled it slightly, kissing him with a smile under the corner of his lips. My dear, you have been tricked by the ghost again. But it doesn't matter, I'm by your side this time. ●Warm reminder 1. Shuangjie, 1v1, the setting of past and present lives. 2. The plot is a unit case. Any similarity with reality is purely coincidental. 3. All nightmares are mental images, but they are just bubble phantoms and are nothing to be afraid of. [The copy has been screenshoted on 2026.08.12, Collect it if you are interested] Intention: Go against the current