[Harry Potter] An IT Geek Girl Wanders into the Wizarding World

Have you ever seen Harry Potter himself, scowling as he walks around a Harry Potter theme park? Have you ever seen Ron Weasley point at a big screen and complain that the actor playing Ron Weasley makes him look like an idiot? Have you ever seen an antisocial, nerdy IT girl knock out a dark wizard with a power bank? Qin Keke is a shy, socially anxious supercomputer operations engineer who is constantly having wild inner monologues. A spur-of-the-moment “pilgrimage” to London forces her to become bound to Harry Potter, head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement at the Ministry of Magic. From then on, her life takes a wildly absurd turn: At the Ministry of Magic, she lifts up a portrait of a certain hook-nosed wizard to look for wires and speakers. At an FBI party, she drowns her sorrows in alcohol and shoves The Chosen One into a swimming pool. Above the Atlantic, she rigs an explosion with a lithium-ion phone battery, then taunts a dark wizard: “Your mom doesn't love you.” The “nineteen years later” the books never described: he may have healed the scar on his forehead, but he can't mend the cracks in his heart. The Chosen One the movies never showed: he drinks alone at night and is at a loss when a Muggle girl cries. This is a story about a “fictional character” becoming real, a decoy becoming an ally, and a socially anxious girl turning into a total maniac. It's also the story of how one man uses love to protect a girl's precious memories. Welcome to Qin Keke's magical adventure. P.S. This story features crossovers with the TV series 9-1-1, The Big Bang Theory, and Bones. Any references to “that's just a TV show” are character jokes and won't affect your enjoyment. P.P.S. Ginny Weasley says she signed the divorce papers without hesitation. Now she's flying her broom toward a new adventure. Theme: Break away from traditional magical storytelling and deconstruct the myth of The Chosen One. Emphasize the power of individual will: even a Muggle can make a decisive move on fate's chessboard.