"There is no good end for stealing in China!"
Bo Lan, as his name suggests, loves to show off. Once he died suddenly and entered the cultivation world, he became an outer disciple who stole the protagonist's things to advance the plot in the book, commonly known as cannon fodder.
The system asked him to achieve the income KPI, and the stolen spiritual stones would be divided in half.
Bo Lan: Isn't it a bit shameful?
It is impossible to steal things, but money still has to be earned.
The system calculates the second option: Dear, you can go to the sea.
Bo Lan: I'll fuck your grandpa.
It is true that one can ascend by going to the sea, but... As we all know, who makes the most money?
1. The dream girl's money
2. Product sister's money
So who is the most popular person in the book?
1. The Immortal Lord of Wuyou Valley has a frivolous manner and extremely beautiful appearance. His jade body is covered with gauze and bells hang from his ankles.
2. The Immortal Lord of Wangchen Valley has a serious speech, an elegant figure, a cold face covered with white gauze, and a long sword hanging from his waist.
We have conflicting purposes, we hate each other, we have been enemies for many years, and we are ready to fight at the first touch. It belongs to you to circle my neck with a bell, and I to stab your throat with a silver sword.
Bo Lan, who was watching secretly: This is Hate Haiqingtian, pretending to be true, right?
As a result, the world of cultivation lost a thief and gained a magical chef wife.
The two immortals started fighting, and Bolan painted a picture of Dharma.
The two immortals quarreled, and Bo Lan started kissing.
At the same time, there are also manuscripts of Mengnu leather sleeves that drop from time to time, and they are not in vain.
Later, as the family's reputation grew, Bo Lan began to make products.
Paper Valley, Iron Valley, Cotton Valley, Practical Valley...
Bo Lan, who was originally penniless, made a lot of money, and became a Yigu Immortal by spending money, and picked up two poor disciples to raise.
I just don't know why, but the poor little people are too clingy and always quarreling over each other to help them with their work.
The disciple in purple said in a coquettish tone, "Master, please touch me."
The disciple in blue shed a tear as he lowered his eyes, "Master... I can sleep by myself."
After the KPI was achieved, Bo Lan issued a notice to withdraw from the pit, explained the funeral arrangements to his two disciples, and planned to escape back to the original world.
Unexpectedly, in the dead of night, two tall figures broke in.
Bo Lan: No... The family property belongs to my apprentice? ? ?
The point is, the family property actually wants to sleep with me! ?
*There is a Shura field, a product of madness, welcome to be my close friend in the low mountains and smelly waters
*Atypical cultivation, privately set up like a mountain
*Relaxed and brainless Su Shuangtian
Purpose: Peaceful coexistence
