After a Yandere Beauty Came Knocking

【Pure, straightforward beauty bottom x sharp-tongued but soft-hearted, devoted general top】 Li Lan descended to the mortal realm to undergo a trial and fell in love with a general named Chen Li. Chen Li was lively and cheerful, with a great physique, bright eyes, long lashes... and very soft lips. Li Lan wanted to be with Chen Li every moment, so he followed him to Xuanging City to serve as an army medic and confessed his feelings: “Chen Li, will you marry me?” Chen Li didn’t like Li Lan, so to make him give up, he simply cut ties with him. After that, Li Lan waited outside the general’s residence every night. Chen Li avoided seeing him, but worried it wasn’t safe for him to walk home at night, so he secretly sent a trusted aide to escort him. * The next time Chen Li saw Li Lan, he was lying on a bed, covered in blood and disfigured, desperately lifting his head because he’d heard someone call out “General.” Chen Li met those tender green eyes, and his heart twisted with pain. He had ruined the once carefree Li Lan. From then on, the cold-faced general who had killed his lord to defend the city had one fewer trusted aide and a husband-to-be whom he cherished in every way. The two held hands wherever they went. This husband also became infamous in the history of the Heng Dynasty as a celebrated “beautiful calamity,” a byword for heroes losing their resolve. But that came later. * Extra Scene 1: Chen Li watched the Xuanging Iron Cavalry he had personally trained on the drill grounds. They were all strong and sturdy, and he frowned slightly. The soldiers thought: “The general’s not satisfied. Everyone, step it up and train like your lives depend on it!” Chen Li thought of Li Lan’s thin arms and legs. They were both men, so why was Li Lan so skinny? From then on, the General’s Residence went from three meals a day to five, and whenever Chen Li had a free moment, he watched Li Lan eat. Li Lan, who found it difficult to put on weight because he was an immortal: O.o! He lowered his head and tried hard to chew, chew, chew, chew, chew. Extra Scene 2: A friend once asked Chen Li, “Don’t you think that if a respectable young man were pursued so relentlessly by a doctor like Li, he’d have reported him to the authorities by now?” Chen Li: “Li Lan hasn’t done anything wrong. Also, what makes you think I’m not a respectable young man?” His friend said aloud, “Of course, of course.” But thought to himself, “They’re both crazy, and not just a little!” P.S.: 1. A devoted one-on-one romance, with both leads emotionally and physically faithful. There’s angst, but it has a happy ending. 2. The bottom has separation anxiety and grows through it. His disfigurement will heal. Theme: Protect the homeland and defend the country; live this life without regrets.