
[Full-Time] Alas, Youth! Alas, Capital!
[全职]唉,青春!唉,资本!
by Drink Tea Quietly (安静喝茶)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 160k Words
- Chapters
- 57
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 9h ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeEastern Fanworks
- POVFemale Lead
- Age18+
- Absurd Comedy
- Beloved by All
- Chuunibyou
- Games Online Games
- School Life
- Urban
Honours
Synopsis
[Daily update in progress, segment review has been opened, welcome to play~] "You are the heroine of a novel about youth pain. If you don't have a heart-wrenching love before the age of 25, you will die!" A classmate who had just studied Tarot for three days gave Wu Ju instructions. Wu Ju is convinced of this. In order not to die young, she took the lead in extending her evil claws to her twin brother who was staying with her family, hoping to have an earth-shattering fake love affair. Ye Xiu packed up his bed and ran away overnight. She looked at her twin brother, Ye Qiu, who quickly waved his hands and said that he didn't want his father to break his legs yet. Wu Ju panicked and had to ask for help from his deskmate Wang Jiexi. Wang Jiexi declined and said that it is impossible to fall in love prematurely. Damn it, you are not my Futo Hiro after all. Jpg After a series of defeats, Wu Ju believes that online dating is the beauty of distance. She downloaded "Glory" and ordered a companion game called "Dazzling Hundred Blossoms". She also bought one and got one "Luo Hua Chaos". The original intention was to have a grand online date on 818, but in the end she was hot and warm in the arena every day, and sadly sang "Pinch your big crotch" on the guild YY. Because it was too embarrassing, her bound milk 'Fangfeng' released her. In grief and anger, Wu Ju decided to go dark. She was determined to study hard and make progress every day to become a rich woman - and then she threw the check in the face of these callous, ruthless and unreasonable men! Her bestie 'Ghost': Yes, I support you, career is the most important thing, whoever gets single first is the dog:) Later, when Wu Ju turned 25, she was neither admitted to Kassel Academy to slay dragons, nor become a Kamen Rider or travel to another world. But she has more money than she can spend in her life, and can contract sponsorships for teams across the league and become their sponsor mother. Alas, youth! Alas, capital! She finally recognized the reality. She died of illness in the second grade of middle school, and she was the one who could not be selected by the youth pain literature. ... But she still really wants to fall in love. In this regard, male 12345678 said: Don't fall in love with wood, you will become unhappy. Jpg Warning: ①There are few battles, a lot of love, and a mountain of private settings. You can understand it without reading the original work. ② The champions of each season will not be changed, but they will save Umbrella Brother. Maybe Zhang Jiale will join Happy (laughing to death, S10 Happy will do high damage with the left hand and high damage with the right hand) and will play a lot of e-sports memes. ③Mary Sue is a heartthrob, but it's basically not love at first sight. Although the heroine's modeling is beautiful, her personality negates this advantage. ④The female protagonist's perspective is completely different from that of the male protagonist. The author couldn't help but let out a chuckle when he thought of the narrative trick. ⑤ If you don't like the works that restored the feeling of hand during the rehabilitation period, please give me a thumbs up. The author has a glassy heart and will cry when scolded QAQ Pushed for pre-acceptance: "The last human just wants to reach the top of the interstellar strongest [GB]" After Heli died, he traveled into the interstellar era and was bound to a 'tie value' system. As the name suggests, her mission is to collect bond points. Whether it's so good that people love it, or it's so bad that it makes people hate it, as long as it can make the target object feel that "this person is very important to me and I can't let go of her," you can get the bonding value. Having said that, the last host of the system was a love expert, so the plan it naturally gave was a love strategy. Because this world is based on the "Chimera Federation", a non-human race with a "high desire for humans", the system also specially teleported Heli's body that was blown to pieces in her previous life. The reason is that as soon as Chimera sees a human, it will directly trigger the attraction buff. Doesn't that mean the bond value is so high? However. Holly: Huh? In my previous life, I was a company dog. I was more likely to offend people than to please them. Holly: Moreover, in this world view, normal people should try their best to hide that they are human, right? Otherwise, wouldn't they be eaten to pieces? Then the system could only watch as He Li punched the land tribe, kicked the wing tribe, and tore apart the sea tribe with her hands... The bond value increased, but all the original love partners regarded her as their lifelong enemy and vowed to defeat her one day! System: scream. Jpg But I don't know since when, those Chimeras who hated her so much began to look at her with more and more subtle eyes. And the system that had already accepted the bond value = hatred value suddenly found that the new value it received had a favorability value! ——It's really strange, how come this bad guy suddenly got better? Warning: ①The heroine is a corporate dog in the cyberpunk world. She is a scumbag, has a low sense of morality, is an egoist, and has a non-saint personality (otherwise she would not be able to survive in the cyberpunk world) ② Chimera is a multi-race mixed gene, not a single race. The three races of sea, land and wing are determined based on the gene with the highest proportion. They have a humanoid appearance but are not human. (More settings will be discussed in the text, and the copy cannot be put down) ③Because there are all kinds of magical animals in the animal kingdom, including but not limited to boys, hermaphrodites, parasitic co-brains, etc. In short, please remember that Chimera is not a human, so please enter with caution. ④The author writes in full accordance with XP. All biological knowledge is returned to the teacher. Please do not go into details. Everything is for XP and plot service! ⑤GB-oriented, women attack men, and everyone is fascinated by it. In the setting, humans are absolutely attracted to Chimera. It is a pure and refreshing article that does not need to be read with brains. ⑥There will be many targets, and no matter how they appear when they appear, they will become super obsessed with the heroine in the end, which may cause some discomfort, so please proceed with caution. ⑦The worldview in this article is purely fictional and an imaginary interstellar worldview. It has nothing to do with reality. Please do not associate it with it. Intention: Study hard and make progress every day