I've put together some of the ideas I've posted before into a unit, mainly talking about young couples who can't get the signals right.
Unit 1: The thick-lined puppy who pays attention to words (the later serious "blackened" version) attacks the cold-faced cool guy who pays attention to behavior (actually the sultry version).
1 And 0 are sweethearts who grew up together. 1'S thinking is like a straight cotton thread. He is the kind of person who is born with a dull sense and is simple and pure to the point of being clumsy. 0 Is a cold-faced and cool guy who talks little and rarely expresses his truest thoughts.
One of them believes that words > actions, and the other believes that actions > words.
1 Has been very fond of this cold brother who is older than him since he was a child. He would often take the initiative to play with 0, share his favorite toys and snacks with 0, and when he saw beautiful scenery and meet cute animals, he would take pictures of 0 so that he could enjoy them with him. I have never been stingy in my admiration for this less talkative brother. From time to time, I would praise him to express my love, "Wow, brother, you are so awesome!" "Why are you so smart!" "Brother is great!" "I like my brother the most!"
But 0 rarely gave a verbal response, just a faint "hmm" every time. He does more than he says, and gives 1 whatever he wants. Sometimes 1 just says "I miss you" in the usual way when she is sleepy on a video call with him, and 0, who is far away, will rush back in the middle of the night and do nothing, just sit on the bedside and watch 1 sleep with him. Everyone around him can tell from 0's behavior that he likes 1 very much.
But 1 is a straightforward person, not sensitive to behavior at all, especially this kind of behavior that has become a "habit" and "extremely normal thing". He must feel love through words, so when he confessed to 0 and 0 didn't respond for a long time, and his face was tangled (actually, he was racking his brains to find a reasonable expression to express his love for himself), 1 suddenly connected all the things that 0 had been "cold" to him before, thinking that he had actually been tired of her for a long time and was just too lazy to say it.
1 Became more and more angry as he thought about it, and shouted angrily at 0 with tears in his eyes: "Why didn't you tell me earlier if you didn't like me! Isn't it fun to watch me running around you like a puppy? You're so boring!"
0:? ?
1 Looked at 0's still paralyzed face (actually expressing doubts) and completely "hated out of love": "You have really offended me, just wait, I will launch an unprecedented revenge plan against you!"
I turned around and posted a message on WeChat Moments: [From now on, I will be completely black. I will never please anyone, especially someone! None of you come to help me clear my name, my heart has frozen and I have become cold and heartless💔💔🙃🙃]
I forgot to block 0. 0 Saw it, liked it, and replied [?
1: [Sarcasm me? Haha, don't force me to block you, I don't love you anymore, oh, I don't like you anymore, I haven't even risen to the level of "love" anyway, it doesn't matter. 🤪🤪]
Since then, 1 has never shared snacks or gadgets he likes with 0, nor has he shared his beautiful life with him alone on vx (still reluctant to block him). He will only frequently update his circle of friends, and post pictures of food with the text: [It's so delicious😋😋, haha, someone can't eat it🙄🙄] Post pictures of beautiful scenery with the text: [It's so beautiful😍😍, haha, someone can't see it🙄🙄]
After a few days like this, 0 couldn't stand it anymore and took the initiative to send him a message: [Baby, where is your revenge plan?
1: [It has been going on for many days, don't tell me you don't feel the pain, torture, shame and anger😡😡]
[Also, why did you suddenly call me "baby"! ! !
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Unit 2: Seducing the fishing-type beauty attacker in the wrong place x paying attention to the cool male god in the wrong place
The beautiful Xiao Gong fell in love at first sight with the cold-blooded male god, so he started his seduction plan:
When the attacker met the opponent head-on, he "inadvertently" tilted his foot. The carefully selected loose wide-leg pants and the perfectly controlled falling arc allowed him to accurately expose the line of his ankle. Others said that his ankle was very sexy, and the seducer should show his sexy side to him.
Gong felt that his angle was perfect, allowing Shou's eyes to fall accurately on his ankles, but Shou frowned, silently helped him up, and asked seriously: "Classmate, you didn't fall, did you? Do you need me to take you to the infirmary? Also, the weather has been very cold recently, and wearing these pants won't keep you warm."
Attack:......
Gong felt embarrassed, lowered his head and muttered, "No need, I'm fine" and then turned around and ran away.
I felt like a little deer in my heart: The way he lowered his head just now was so cute, and his speech was so cute...
Gong regained his strength and vowed not to give up!
Gong was dressed carefully, with the first two buttons of his shirt unbuttoned. He walked over to Shou, who was moving things, and said softly: "Senior, let me help you."
He lowered his body and exposed the outstanding collarbone line to Shou. As long as Shou looked down a little further, he could see the looming white chest.
Gong consciously grasped the angle perfectly, but Shou hurriedly helped him stand up, still saying seriously: "This box is very heavy, just let me do it."
Gong looked at the empty hands and Shou, who had an upright face, silent...
Gong left in disgrace, but Shou's mind kept thinking of Gong's hands that had just moved the boxes——
Fair, with well-defined joints, it looks easy to touch, and I have a desire to hold it and rub it...
Gong felt that his seduction plan had failed perfectly, so he invited Shou out for a drink, intending to play ball while he was drunk, but he forgot to drink on his face.
As a result, before the words came out of his mouth, Shou across the way suddenly saw his Adam's apple rolling. He stared at him with a heavy look and asked, "Are you trying to seduce me?"
Attack:? ? I'm not trying to seduce, am I going to play straight? ?
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Saved on 2026.7.17
Concept: I said the moonlight is so beautiful tonight, but you said silicate does not emit light