Wife, Hit Me!

The text and plot will be revised at any time, and the pirated version is incomplete. The introduction to my friend's article "Daddy, Meow is Wrong" is at the bottom. ★Introduction to this article★ Song Zhinian is an experimental kitten. He had a long tail and beautiful cat ears. After being bought home by Rong Wang, Song Zhinian treated him like an ancestor and would lose his temper with Rong Wang if he was not satisfied at all. You need to have plenty of food to eat, nice clothes to wear, and the latest mobile phone to play games. He said: I came to the house to be the boss! (`へ´*)ノ But one day he heard Rong Wang and the people in the laboratory saying that he wanted to return the goods, saying that he was too disobedient. But the laboratory is terrible, and it will be destroyed after returning it. Song Zhinian didn't want to be destroyed, so he tried his best to pretend to be good, stopped losing his temper, and stopped hitting others. But he was still returned. He desperately grabbed Rong Wang's thigh and promised to be obedient. He said: Brother, I will really be obedient. Please... But Rong Wang didn't keep him. - Rong Wan feels like he's going crazy recently. Everything has gone wrong since Song Zhinian was taken away. He ran to the laboratory to find the kitten, but the laboratory told him that Song Zhinian had escaped and they were also wanted. In an instant, Rong Wang's sky fell. After exhausting all his efforts, he finally found the kitten, but the kitten ignored him. He rubbed the kitten, which seemed to have gained a little weight, and said: Every year, go home with your brother. But Song Zhinian just glanced at him, huddled up, wiped away the tears with the back of his hand, and said in a muffled voice: My name is A329, I am no longer Song Zhinian. ... After finally regaining custody rights, Rong Wang's eyes almost grew on the cat. Once when he went out, Rong Wang was watching the surveillance camera at home as usual, and suddenly a chubby little face appeared on the screen! Song Zhinian was unhappy: "Rong Wang!" Why are you peeking at me? Rong Wang was stunned when he was discussing business with others, and he didn't feel any guilt at all when he was caught pretending to be under surveillance. He smiled and said: Nian Nian, don't make trouble. A certain kitten had already run away boldly, but before leaving, she showed off her new clothes to the surveillance camera. Front, side, back! ! Before Rong Wan could praise him, he heard Song Zhinian's voice. The kitten's milk was purring, and he was very sure of himself. Mi: Nian Nian is so beautiful~ Reading guide: The Cat King is coming, and the world will be ruled by furries! 1V1 double cleaning! Attacking the body belongs to the kitten, and the soul also belongs to the kitten. It belongs to the category of talking about the body and integrity, of course! He chases his wife even though he is dissatisfied! You need to coax your wife back well, the kind that takes eight people to carry a sedan chair! ★"Daddy, meow is wrong!" Cen Wu is a kitten abandoned by Xianghui Zoo. Because not only is he timid, he doesn't even have the possibility of becoming a human being. In order to survive, the timid creature must disguise itself as a human being! Oh no, e-cat! It relies on its special abilities to accurately show its cuteness to passers-by, and has no worries about food or clothing. It just took a long time and it smells a bit stinky, meow! Until one day, he met a man who gave him a cat strip, but he couldn't hear any of the man's thoughts! Doesn't his superpower work? Meow! He did not believe in evil and quietly followed the man home. But I didn't expect that on the first night after returning home, I turned into a human! It's someone without clothes! ! Still being... Still being... TAT meow! ! —— Shen Zhiheng has an extra ragdoll cat at home, the one he saw at the playground that day. Ragdoll cats are very well-behaved and obedient, and they look very lovable. Probably because it was the first time he arrived at a stranger's house, the kitten was no longer as lively as in the playground. The soap fell into the basin, which shocked the kitten. I am even more resistant to bathing. Shen Zhiheng comforted the kitten and cleaned the kitten's tail when it wasn't prepared. He didn't understand that the kitten should be comfortable, so why was it so resistant? (Meow: Let me pinch you and try it!) After finally cleaning up, I took the kitten and fell asleep. In the middle of the night, Shen Zhiheng was awakened by pressure. He was a little confused. He was sleeping soundly in his arms alone. People, naked people? Where is his cat? —— In fact, Shen Zhiheng also has an unknown identity, a researcher at Xiangyi Zoo. He provides the potion that turns animals into humans. This cat of his... It's his failure! Still a bad fate! Ever since Cen Wu came to his house, he had served him delicious food and drinks, acted as both father and mother, and pooped and peed every now and then. They all went to bed! What troubled him recently was that he heard that Xiang Yi wanted to take him back for research? He couldn't let Cen Wu appear in the form of a cat again! But... Shen Zhiheng turned his head and glanced at Cen Wu, who was becoming more and more bold without clothes and freely switching between human and cat forms. Taking advantage of the cat form, he came over and pinched a certain place twice - the cat in his arms suddenly turned into a human. "Xiaowu likes to change things so much, how about we come and play cosplay?" Cen Wu held his butt and refused, his blue eyes watery: "Daddy, you're wrong!" Purpose: Peaceful coexistence