The first psychological counseling room in Tianting has opened successfully!
[Indications]: Workplace anxiety, parent-child estrangement, internal strife after taking office exams, sequelae of being PUA, and confusion in life.
[First batch of successful cases]:
· A piece of stone (Personal test by a certain monkey: I have transferred from Havoc in Heaven to labor arbitration, please don't mess with me as a PUA in the workplace!)
· Two pounds of lotus root (Personal test by a certain devil boy: I have achieved daily praise and praise with my father, and my parent-child PUA stays away from me!)
· The nephew with three eyes (Personal test by a lotus lantern holder: He has transformed from a small-town problem solver into a top idol who split mountains to save his mother. Who is afraid of the system PUA!)
[Features of our store]: The MBTI personality test is included in the diagnosis and treatment process. We can chat after the test to get twice the result with half the effort.
[Our store promises]: No restrictions on race, no restriction on ancestry, enough flat peach tubes, and free consultation fees.
[Address]: Bank of Tianhe, directly opposite Siji Hall. (Xiaoxian who fails the assessment can go to the VIP channel and get a discount with the assessment form.)
[Legal person and team composition] Boss Feng Jiuge (the biggest mascot of the teachings, also a blood bag, has awakened), together with all employees (currently there is only one Tianpeng, who is learning the balloon blowing technology) and special consultants (Yang Jian, the god of justice, and the boss's family), inform the three worlds:
"We take your concerns seriously. Your old friend, we will spray it together."
——But the most important thing is:
"This consultation room is used to overturn the list of gods.
·This leaflet is valid for a long time. It will become invalid if it is torn.
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※About world view※
This article is based on "The Romance of the Gods", and the stage is set in the heaven in the post-Fengshen era. Sun Wukong, Chen Xiang, etc. Are all "employees/victims" under the Tianting system and will appear as consulting clients. The main plot of Fengshen runs throughout, and the linked characters serve the plot without going off track.
Intention: Use modern psychology to deconstruct the mythical power system, so that every "you are not working hard enough" will be answered with "I am good enough".