The God of Painting and Demonic Painting

How to trick a beautiful mermaid into killing her? The first step, You just need to disguise yourself as a piece of seaweed, get next to him, and then... Be eaten by him. Wrong! Come again! The second step, You need to crush yourself into a ball of mud and arch yourself to him, Then you can have a beautiful mermaid who lets her guard down on you. Not long after the mermaid escaped from the sea, in the cave where he was hiding, he saw a crazy woman disguised as seaweed, swaying her body and arching back and forth. Mermaid Brother: ... So abstract He showed his fangs and successfully scared the mad woman away, thinking that he was finally in peace. A few days later. A crazy woman who dressed herself up to look like shit appeared at his door again, swaying around. You are sick! He couldn't bear it any longer, but was overcome by the surprisingly soft feel of the "poop" - oh, it turns out it's not poop, it's mud~ The naive and unconcerned mermaid boy was seduced by a crazy woman who called herself the "Goddess of Makeup", and was deceived by her to deceive fish scales, legs, and the future. In anger, he jumped over the dragon gate and became a god. As a result, I saw a "crazy woman" holding a watermelon and chewing it in heaven. "Hi, long time no see." Zhuang Shen Gu Su greeted awkwardly. Zhou Yi, who has become a god, has a dark face: "Aren't you dead? Are you lying to me again? Are you trying to escape from death? In this way, you pay back the money first, the fish scales you defrauded me of, the legs that were transformed for you, and the future that was delayed by you..." "Shut up, evildoer!" Gu Su gasped for breath and was almost frightened to death by the bill. He was so anxious that he wisely said: "With such a sacred mission relationship between you and me, how can we talk about money in such a tacky way? - You go to the Dragon God to settle the bill. He asked me to lie to you." "..." Zhou Yi raised his eyebrows, "I am the Dragon God." Gu Su: Huh? Isn't that right? Things started to go wrong. Zhou Yi came up to her, smiled at her, and whispered: "Who do you think the Dragon God is who will let you travel through a thousand years to transform a demon into a god?" Gu Su was shocked, she was frightened ——No, she was so happy. The most advanced hunters often appear as prey. Silly Long thought he had seduced her first. How is this not a close scam? · Female protagonist: She treats the male protagonist like a dog, always thinking he is smart, but she always makes him stupid Male protagonist: He treats the female protagonist as a backup, always thinking he has tricked her, but he always gets tricked by her · Receive this article in advance ——"Sir, please live a long life" Defeat the Heaven and Earth Demon Pill Empress × Protect the Duzi Immortal with an evil face Xia Ju made a vow when she was a child, hoping that her husband would live a long life. Later, she broke the oath herself and hoped that her husband would die soon. The husband is a high-ranking immortal who always sits in the temple on the top of the mountain and cannot see her pious eyes in the crowd at the foot of the mountain. Feng Qingyan calls himself an annoying guy. He doesn't seem to have many followers, and everyone is always scared away by his bad temper. But he fell in love with someone and wanted to convert her into his disciple. Although it was difficult, he still wanted to try. Feng Qingyan was really attentive in teaching Xia Ju, and would accept any job for Xia Ju to practice. But Xia Ju thought: Sir, he has something against me. He assigned me so much work. Is he dissatisfied with me but embarrassed to speak up? Does he want to force me to leave on my own? Feng Qingyan loved Xia Curse very much and wished he could give it to him. Whenever Xia Ju made a mistake, he would point out the problem directly without pampering, fearing that she would not be able to grow if she relied on him. But what Xia Su heard was: Sir, he criticized me again. Why does he always put me down? How dissatisfied is he with me? Until the situation in the human world changed drastically, all the royal disciples who came to the Immortal Mansion to seek enlightenment returned. Feng Qingyan was worried that his only disciple would die on the battlefield, so he jumped down from the God Realm to help her, but found... Good guy, the war was started by his only disciple. When Xia Ju saw Feng Qingyan while fighting on the battlefield, he had only one thought in his mind: Feng Qingyan, do you hate me so much for ruining your family style, and go out and kill them all yourself? ! Later, Xia Ju escaped from death, but Feng Qingyan had to die in a miserable state. However, Xia Ju was so happy that he held a banquet for three days to celebrate his escape from the clutches of the devil, and everyone in the world celebrated. And later... Xia Ju knew the truth. She thought of the vow she made when she was a child, and for the only time she hoped it would come true. Feng Qingyan, I want you to live a long life. · Intention: I want to become a god, what is the way - sincerity can overcome all difficulties