The little flying squirrel Su Li was busy saving an online store that was about to close down. Suddenly, a black cat fell from the sky and called her: Mom.
The black cat raised its paws, bared its teeth, raised its tail and said nonsense: Mom, look how much we look alike!
Su Li, who was afraid of cats, stood up: "..." Baby, am I a mouse?
Time is money, and finding the order owner a second later is disrespectful of money.
Master Shan was saved, but Black Cat was injured by a bad snake in order to save her at a critical moment, adhering to the principle that being a rat cannot be without conscience.
Su Li took Shu home.
It was over now, and the black cat was completely wrapped around her.
"Mom, I am your son!"
"Mom, you will be killed in twenty years, and I am here to save you!"
"Mom, let's find my dad together and ask him to pay alimony for eighteen years."
"Mom, after you find my dad, can you let me identify him and then kill him? I have never seen my dad."
The black cat has a longing look on his face, and he perfectly embodies the sensibility of a child in a single-parent family who lacks father's love because his mother does not dare to express it openly.
"Well..." Su Li just wanted to say: Qiaodou sack.
"You don't know who your father is, how can you be sure that I am your mother?"
The black cat is fearless: "Mom, you can do a paternity test."
Su Li: "No money."
The black cat's heart broke into eight petals: Mom, you were still so poor before me. How did a single mother raise me?
Intention: We are all pretending to be adults!