Sui Liushui is an alien. Because his home star has a plan to attack the earth, he was released to the earth. However, an error occurred in the delivery program of the home star and he was accidentally released into the world of cultivation.
On the first day he came to the world of cultivation, Sui Liushui was picked up by an old man and taken back to his den. The name of the den was Wuji Sect. The old man wanted to recruit him. In order to infiltrate the enemy, Sui Liushui agreed.
Sui Liushui doesn't know what it means to cultivate immortality. He only knows how to draw a gourd and a gourd, and he can't even draw accurately.
The senior sister taught him how to use a whip. He blinked and cut off half of the mountain with a wave of his hair;
The second senior brother taught him the explosive technique. He moved his tentacles and blew up a fish pond out of thin air;
The third senior brother taught him how to make weapons. He pulled out his own bones and smashed five thousand kilograms of granite with one stick.
Everyone in the Wuji Sect: "...?"
Leader! Did you know that there is a ghost in your home? !
But now that they have entered the door, they are family members. Everyone in the Wuji Sect gritted their teeth to protect this strange little junior brother.
In this way, Sui Liushui has been domineering in the world of cultivation for many years, his identity has never been exposed, and his attack on the earth is just around the corner.
There was just one thing that bothered him...
On the first day Sui Liushui came to the sect, he took advantage of the dark and windy night to transform into an alien and wander around. Unexpectedly, he ran into the legendary cold-faced King of Hell - Luo Bujiu.
He was so frightened that he transformed into a human on the spot, and Sui Liushui's biggest secret was exposed.
But the good news is: Luo Bujiu won't kill him anymore
The bad news is: Luo Bujiu just doesn't want to kill him now
"Those who follow the flowing water and know the current affairs deeply are the heroes. After practicing every day and inquiring about the enemy's situation, we still have to take time to please Luo Bujiu."
But the fawning seems a bit too much... As a result, Luo Bujiu is now chasing him every day to ask for his status.
Run away screaming with the running water: Falling in love between aliens and humans will not end well! !
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Luo Bujiu was born into a famous family. He introduced Qi into his body at the age of six, built his foundation at the age of nine, developed golden elixir at the age of thirteen, and Nascent Soul at the age of seventeen. He is a well-deserved genius.
Geniuses have no understanding of human nature and are extremely pedantic. As long as they are monsters, no matter how good or bad they are, I will take my sword first!
But it's different with flowing water, he's stupid
Luo Buyi Jiu watched helplessly as the flowing water transformed into a human being in front of him. His long pink hair fell down on his shoulders, covering his naked body.
"You, why don't you wear clothes!" Luo Bujiu turned away with a blushing face and cursed.
Sui Liusui took advantage of the moment he turned around and ran away, but within two meters, he stepped on his own hair and tripped himself up.
Luo Bujiu: "..."
Really unable to stand it anymore, he took off his robe and threw it to Sui Liushui, saying: "Forget it this time, but I will definitely kill you next time we meet."
The next time they met, the illiterate Sui Liushui was deceived into signing a deed of prostitution by a shady businessman. When Luo Bujiu went to ask for him with a sword, Sui Liushui was still helping him settle accounts seriously.
The next time we meet, Sui Liushui lost control and almost changed back to his original form outside. The next time we meet...
It's really stupid to follow the flowing water, Luo Bujiu thought, so he had better keep it by his side and keep strict supervision.
Purpose: Care for the Earth