After programmer Chen Jiusi worked overtime for seventy-two consecutive hours, his heart stopped for real.
Open your eyes again, Tianlao. Cold water was poured on his head and he was in chains. Standing in front of him was a crazy emperor with black hair and red eyes. He was asking him coldly: Where were you on the day the Queen Mother was poisoned?
There is still a system in my mind that needs beating, chanting: [Host! The current favorability level is negative fifty! The second best start ever! Rush the duck!
Hit you.
Chen Jiusi took a deep breath, jumped forward, and hugged the emperor's thigh: "Your Majesty! I am wronged! I can even hesitate for a long time whether to add spicy food to the sour soup noodles, how could I possibly poison--!"
All the guards in the palace were stunned. The emperor looked down at the young man who wiped his robe with tears and nose, and remained silent for a long time.
"... Drag it on."
Of the seventeen time travellers, sixteen died at the start. He is the one who lives the longest. It's not because he's smart, it's just because he's shameless.
From the death row to the court, from the deposed Imperial Advisor to the promoter of overturning the case, while investigating the truth of the Queen Mother's murder case, he worked diligently to improve the tyrant's favorability - starting from minus fifty, rising one by one.
But what he doesn't know is that the idiot system who accompanies him every day to make jokes and help him with suggestions has been someone else's spy placed around him from the beginning.
"In every word you say to me, how many of them are true?"
"... The first sentence. The first sentence I said to you is true."
"Which sentence?"
"——Host vital signs detected. You are alive. This is true."
Intention: Stay optimistic in desperate situations, sincerity can eventually be exchanged for sincerity