The Little Taoist Priest Abducted the Evil God from the Beauty School

Zhang Yanxian, a dabbler Taoist priest, fled to North America to attend university in order to escape the heavy responsibility of inheriting his ancestral business. On the first day of school, I bumped into a senior with blond hair, blue eyes, gold-rimmed glasses, broad shoulders and a slim waist, and a cold face. Looking at the shining silver cross hanging around the senior's neck, Zhang Yanxian patted the senior on the shoulder and smiled with big white teeth: "Hey, we're with you." - The school is too evil and strange things happen frequently. Where there are strange things, there are seniors. Zhang Yanxian Dian'er followed behind the senior: "Father, are you here to exorcise demons?" Senior:...... Zhang Yanxian: "Did you bring garlic? Did you bring holy water? Did you bring scriptures? Why didn't you bring anything... Come on, come on, I'll draw a talisman for you." Senior:...... Sticking the talisman paper on the "zombie's" forehead is completely ineffective. The "zombie" rushed towards him, and the senior pulled Zhang Yanxian into his arms: "Be careful." Zhang Yanxian took out his electric baton: "Hey, Father, let's just believe in science!" - "Seth, have you ever heard of the Morning Star Cult? A cult whose pope is codenamed 'Lucifer', who abuses lynching to punish greedy people. Most of the weird things in the school are caused by them." The senior pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses with a cross: "I am Lucifer." Zhang Yanxian puffed out and bent over with laughter: "What a cold joke." - Late one night, Zhang Yanxian was surrounded by cardinals and fainted to the ground. He could vaguely hear the trembling voices of the bishops begging the evil god to punish him, while the Pope in the darkness slowly approached and picked him up. Pope: "He is mine." The congregation stopped him: "Lucifer will not let him go!" The Pope glanced at him coldly, his voice was not loud, but it silenced everyone: "I am Lucifer." Purpose: For justice