I, Chen Shui, have a Guishui life and a Qi Sha Ge. I have been working as a front-end employee for six years and have never been promoted or laid off. I relied on checking the almanac at work and working overtime to read the Five Elements.
The boss said I was not good enough, and I said, believe it or not, I will have an accident when I go online tonight.
Later, a female ghost came to the company. She was a full-stack person. She had been dead for fifteen years. Comparing my coding style with me made me feel numb.
She said she could read horoscopes, and I asked, can you help me fix the bug?
She said no, she was just here to remind me that the new product manager's requirements were full of problems.
But underneath our company, there is something dirtier than demand.
My name is Chen Shui. I have more water than fire in my life. I am not afraid of ghosts. I am afraid that the product manager will not change the requirements.
Purpose: Chen Shui, Guishui Ming, Qi Sha Ge, front-end development, six years of service, not bad in technology but promotion is not his turn. In addition to being able to write code, he can also read the almanac, arrange horoscopes, and adjust Feng Shui. Colleagues think he is a garrulous person, and his boss thinks he has clear ideas. Only he knows that there is a grave downstairs in this shabby company, a full-stack female ghost lives in the old server, and the new product manager is so prosperous that he can defeat the server. He just wanted to fix the bug, but he ended up fixing Feng Shui, his horoscope, and the female ghost so much that she didn't want to leave. This is not a novel about cultivating immortals, this is the daily life of programmers who are forced to be Taoist priests. Full stack female ghost Lin Wan: "Can you write the comments correctly first?" Product manager Qiao Xi: "Why do you need to read the almanac before going online?" Chen Shui: "Because your needs are more difficult than ghosts."