
What Should I Do If I Am Haunted by a Dank Male Ghost?
被阴湿男鬼缠上了怎么办
by Jiao Jiao Chun (皎皎椿)
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- ThemeLove Story
- POVFemale Lead
- Age18+
- Loyal Dog
- Power Couple
- Redemption
- Secret Love
- Sweet Story
- White Moonlight
Synopsis
Pre-orders for vintage wear and modern fiction have been opened (at the end of the copy). If you like it, collect it~ * The petite sun matchmaker VS the super possessive and dank male ghost * They say you shouldn't pick up men on the roadside, but Chen Minzhi doesn't believe it. One day, she picked up a man named Xie Jing and went home. Seeing how pitiful he was, Chen Mingzhi kept him working in her matchmaker shop. At first, Xie Jingan was working hard, and when Chen Minzhi looked at her, she smiled shyly and quietly pulled the collar down. But as time went by, something became more and more wrong with him. First, he deliberately let Chen Minzhi see him taking a shower, and then he hugged her waist affectionately, until one day... Chen Minzhi found under Xie Jing's pillow the underwear she had lost for months. Crumpled. Mixed with the aroma of men and women. —— Xie Jing was injured by a political enemy and when he fled the palace in a hurry, he was dragged back home by Chen Minzhi. In order to avoid the limelight, he stayed in her matchmaker shop for nothing. Chen Mingzhi was a shrewd and philistine person. He originally thought that he would not like such a vulgar woman, but he admitted that after staying with her for a long time, he could not help but be attracted to her. I want her to only have eyes for herself. I get irritated when I see her talking to other men. In the end, he stood shamelessly in front of her bed. After taking off his clothes, he knelt in front of her, took her hand and touched his waist and abdomen, looked at her humbly and greedily, and said: "Isn't my body stronger and more beautiful than Xu Lang's from Chengbei? You only play with my feelings, okay?" * Chen Minzhi is a matchmaker, but she doesn't do the job of arranging marriages. A woman was beaten by her husband, and she stepped forward to fight a fair lawsuit on his behalf; The widow had difficulty living without children, so she opened a workshop to allow her to support herself; The daughter of a good family was abducted to the village to become the village's wife, so she rushed to the village to rescue all the abducted women; The neighbors said that this matchmaker was a deviant and they avoided her. Only Xie Jing, whom she picked up and brought home, always stood silently behind her. He said: "Just do whatever you want, I stand with you." She gathered women and rebelled against her marriage. Countless squire clans wanted to get rid of her, but Xie Jing secretly disposed of them and threw them into mass graves. There were rumors in the village that Chen Minzhi had a mad dog, and if he had anything to do with her, Xie Jing would lose his mind and use all means to protect her and her matchmaker shop. But Chen Mingzhi didn't know anything, and she always said to Xie Jing in a silly way: "I have helped so many poor women, I should be the best matchmaker in the world!" Xie Jing secretly wiped the blood on her sleeves from the murder, patted the top of her hair, and said with a gentle smile: "Yes, Ah Zhi is the best." —— Double c, equal emphasis on emotional flow and plot flow The male protagonist has a superb love brain ➕The female protagonist is absolutely sure that she is an invincible dog licker! Don't be too fussy about it. ↓ [Advance collection of vintage clothing, fishing beauty VS love-brained puppy] * Stuttering, low self-esteem, love brain VS poisonous tongue, fishing for beauty #The honest man married a powerful wife —— Zhao Jingnian, the second son of Duke Zhao, stuttered. In his wedding year, he married Qi Su, the concubine of the Qi family. If he stutters and marries a concubine, others say that this marriage must be a piece of cake. But Zhao Jinnian doted on his newlywed wife to the point where she was arrogant and domineering, and even the scolding mother-in-law would be ashamed of herself. His uncles and sisters-in-law advised him: Don't continue to pamper Qi Su. If this continues, Qi Su will ride on his head. Zhao Jingnian blinked: Madam smells so good, isn't it a good thing to ride on her head? * Qi Su felt that she was quite unlucky. She was a boxer in modern times, but when she opened her eyes, she was dressed as a concubine. She also married a stammerer who couldn't even speak clearly. However, although her husband Zhao Jinnian was a little softer in temperament, he was quite kind to her. Her food and clothing are all of the best quality, and even her underwear must be washed by him himself. Qi Su has a bad temper. When bullied, he will scold him sharply, or roll up his sleeves and start a fight. For a long time, her elders had complained a lot about her. Zhao Jinnian's aunt even scolded her mercilessly for being unruly at the family banquet. Before Qi Su said anything, Zhao Jinnian beside him became anxious, lifted the table, stopped stammering, pointed at the elders and asked: "Why did my gentle and gentle lady turn into a poisonous woman in your mouth?" She smiled softly, not caring about the little stammer. * Zhao Jinnian always felt that he was not worthy of Qi Su. His wife was beautiful and powerful. Whenever someone bullied him, she would always defend him. But he was a stammerer and had a weak temperament. Qi Su was so kind to him, so he could only do trivial things to please her in return. He bought Qi Su jewelry, food, and custom-made expensive clothes, but he always felt that she was not very happy. Until one day, when he was training with his shirtless body, he happened to see the excitement in Qi Su's eyes, and then he realized later: It turns out that Madam likes his body. He gave in to her, sneaked into Qi Su's room at night, and held her in his arms. But when Qi Su's kiss fell, his elm head opened up: Madam seems to not only like his body, but also likes him as a person. * The thing that Zhao Jingshan regrets most in his life is that he refused to marry Qi Su and gave her to his brother Zhao Jingnian. When they got married, he disliked Qi Su for being a concubine. She always huddled humbly and coyly in the crowd, looked down upon her, and let Zhao Jinnian marry her as if she were avoiding a plague. But who would have known that after the marriage, Qi Su, who was originally sallow and skinny, was raised by Zhao Jingnian to be plump and attractive, with a pleasant personality, just what Zhao Jingshan liked. He regretted a little and decided to get close to his siblings. —— [Double c, the male protagonist is definitely the female protagonist ➕The devil protects, the male protagonist is in love, brain warning!] [Involving some scenes of competition between two men and one woman, but not too much. Please don't be too particular about being arrogant, this is a sweet cookie that mainly focuses on emotions~ The first version of the copy was screen recorded on 2026.08.12 ↓ [Pre-accepted now, ordinary girl VS the proud man of heaven] * "I have a pansy in my left atrium." —— Pei Sheng's high school years were like those of most ordinary girls, with a gray face and no shining points. And Shen Tingze's high school days were just like the TV series, with a wealthy family background, good grades, and a stunning face. She and he are completely different. Apart from their relationship as classmates, they will not have any social interactions. But during the coming-of-age ceremony before the college entrance examination, the favored man of heaven came close to Pei Sheng and quietly confided his love to her. "Classmate Pei Sheng, do you have someone you like?" The proud man who never bows his head easily blushed and muttered: "Do you want to consider me?" * Pei Sheng doesn't like himself. Because of taking medicine, she became bloated and obese, and was disliked by others. Pei Sheng knew very well that she was extremely mediocre. She just needed to finish high school safely and get into a not-so-reputable university. But she still couldn't help but want to get closer to Shen Tingze. He is the most eye-catching presence on campus. He comes from a superior family, has excellent morals and studies, and has an inexplicable charm. The most important thing is that when Pei Sheng was teased by her classmates for being fat, he gently pulled her behind him. The young man's back was somewhat thin, and his refreshing voice echoed in the summer cicada chirping: "Pei Sheng, don't believe them, you are very beautiful." —— It rained heavily the day Shen Tingze ran away from home. He was penniless and squatted in front of the convenience store in embarrassment. He was extremely pitiful. There were many people coming and going, and everyone cast strange glances at this thinly-clad young man. There is only one girl. She looked at Shen Tingze timidly, handed him a roasted sweet potato, and said in a small and soft voice: "You have been crying for a long time, please eat something." Shen Tingze raised his head and saw a pair of beautiful eyes in the mist. They were wet, like a deer. Later, he was promoted to high school, and a transfer student came to his class. The transfer student stood on the podium and carefully introduced himself: "I, my name is Pei Sheng. I hope everyone will take care of me." He gently pressed the tip of the pen and looked up. It's her. Shen Tingze, who always likes to sit alone at a single table, raised his hand: "Come and sit at the same table with me." —— After being tablemates with Shen Tingze for three years, Pei Sheng took a photo with him at the graduation ceremony with a Polaroid camera. Shen Tingze quickly pressed two cards, one for herself and one for Pei Sheng. He gently shook the photo of the two of them in his hand, smiling slyly and frivolously, "I'm graduating soon, do you have anything you want to say to me?" Pei Sheng muttered, lowered his head slightly, his cheeks turned red, and he ran away. After graduation, Shen Tingze and Pei Sheng broke off contact. Pei Sheng was a cruel person. He deleted all his old classmates when he was admitted to another place, and even ignored him. Only one photo was left for him. —— When he was twenty-five years old, Shen Tingze met Pei Sheng in Dian City. She opened a tie-dye shop. When Shen Tingze found her, she was carrying a piece of cloth for dyeing. Hearing someone entering the store, Pei Sheng smiled subconsciously, "Do you want to experience tie-dyeing?" Shen Tingze shook his head, "I'm here to find someone." He held the group photo and said through gritted teeth: "Look for someone named Pei Sheng." Find someone who stole all my love. —— *Bitter taste, two-way secret love➕Two-way redemption, fake reunion Big Bad Wolf VS Little White Rabbit, double C, both of them are love brains! The heroine gained weight while taking medicine due to illness in high school, but regained her health and lost weight after college. Flower vomiting syndrome: A long-suffering love gives birth to a flower plant growing in the chest, causing the person to cough up the petals until death. The only antidote is the sincerity of the one you love. (Imagery used in this culture) The first version of the copy was screen recorded on 2026.08.12 Mission: Love to overcome all difficulties
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