The Magic Mirror Won't Let Us Fall in Love
魔镜不让我们相爱
by Yunxin Late Winter (云心晚冬)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 10k Words
- Chapters
- 2
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 4d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Tags
Synopsis
Lin Yan is a famously cold-blooded academic, with a good face, good grades, and a bad temper. Love letters can fill drawers, and confessions can be queued downstairs in the classroom, without even raising his eyelids. When people say they like him, he just thinks it's a waste of time. When someone asked him if he had ever had a heartbeat, he thought seriously for three seconds and answered, "No." Until he went to Mingchuan University as an exchange student, and a basketball hit his suitcase on the first day. The perpetrator, Xie Feng, is the number one disaster star of the Mingchuan Computer Department. He has a good figure, a good ball game, a bad mouth, and an even worse temper. Lin Yan scolded with a cold face: "It's bad luck." Xie Feng smiled: "You're new here, you're pretty good at talking." That night, Lin Yan discovered that this person was not only in the same major and dormitory as him, but also in the bunk above him. From then on, the two of them, Liang Zi, died. Classes are divided into groups, experiments are divided into groups, and competitions are divided into groups. Even the toilets can be in adjacent cubicles. Xie Feng called him a "frigid freak" and Lin Yan called him a "muscle goblin". Everyone on the whole floor knows that the two people in dormitory 402 have incompatible magnetic fields and are in conflict with each other. They will explode within three seconds of getting together. * The two fought each other for a year, until one night, Lin Yan dreamed of a magic mirror. The mirror frame was entangled with thorns and roses, and the voice of the magic mirror came from the depths of the mirror, low and pleasant: "Lin Yan, Lin Yan, do you want to know what you are missing?" After Lin Yan woke up, he found that he had entered the fairy tale world of "Snow White". [Identity: Foreign mirror magician hired by the queen. [Mission: Get Snow White's true love's kiss] As he was studying his situation, a familiar sound of curses suddenly came from the woods. He pushed aside the leaves and walked over, and saw Xie Feng, wearing a black knight's coat, being surrounded by a group of little goblins in the mushroom field, pointing at the three fluorescent mushrooms that were crushed by him and demanding compensation from him. The two looked at each other and were silent at the same time. Xie Feng: "Why are you here?" Lin Yan: "It's my turn to ask you this." * One day, the two of them quarreled for half the night in the Seven Dwarfs' wooden house. Xie Feng blocked Lin Yan's claws, leaving a bloody gash on his arm. Lin Yan applied medicine to him and wrapped gauze around him with neat movements. Xie Feng gasped in pain: "Will you die if you take it easy?" Lin Yan: "You will die if you try too hard?" Xie Feng: "Who am I hurt for?" Lin Yan raised his eyes: "For your poor spirit of chivalry." Xie Feng: "Lin Yan, do you have a conscience?" Lin Yan lowered his head and continued to wrap the bandage: "No, maybe this is what is missing." Snow White, who was sitting at the table, finally put down her cup and looked at them seriously for a long time, as if she didn't want to pretend anymore. "You two," her voice was surprisingly calm, "you still want to attack me like this?" Xie Feng frowned: "What do you mean?" Snow White: "Two homosexuals, they still want to trick me into kissing me with true love? It's more fake than a queen pretending to be a loving mother." Xie Feng and Lin Yan: "...?" Snow White had stood up and closed the door herself. "You guys go on, don't forget that you have to go on a journey tomorrow, take it easy," * From the moment they step into the world, something is wrong with this fairy tale. The magic mirror has noticed this mistake, and it is not going to tolerate it. Snow White doesn't want to be kissed; the Queen doesn't want to ask who is the most beautiful; Prince Charming doesn't necessarily want to complete the ending. Lin Yan and Xie Feng must find their stolen true love before the fairy tale completely collapses - and then they discover that the person they are looking for is not a princess at all. The fairy tale is starting to go wrong. Little Red Riding Hood was hiding from her grandmother in the forest with a basket in her hands. The basket contained not bread and wine, but a wolf tail that was still dripping blood. The genie held a blue glass lamp and walked past everyone who knelt in front of him to make a wish, taking away the last bit of light in their lives. Peter Pan has never existed. There are only a group of children who will not grow up on Neverland, wearing clothes sewn with leaves, sitting on the rocks and looking at the sea day after day. In the darkness, the magic mirror clapped happily. It is kind and gentle, like reading a nursery rhyme to lull a child to sleep. "Dear players, fairy tales are not lies." "Lies at least know they are lying." "But fairy tales make people believe that being arranged means happiness." [Cold-feeling high-intelligence magician suffers × Hot-tongued knight attack | HE] Concept: Love is growth, not choice and arrangement