The Slag Attack Recovery System Is Now Online! [Quick Wear]
渣攻回收系统已上线![快穿]
by Beisheng Wenmu (北笙温木)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 4k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeLove
- POVDual POV
- Age18+
- Absurd Comedy
- Happy Ending
- Quick Transmigration
Synopsis
Xie Xun is an online writer, his pen name is: Xie Busha (Rebirth 7th Edition), and readers affectionately call him Xie Gou. Comment section for other people's authors: My wife is so good at writing! Fairy love! Please add more! Xie Xun's comment section: Xie Gou, can you sleep? I can't sleep. There is no other reason. Xie Xun adheres to the fallacy of "black and red are also red", and specializes in the track of chasing his wife in the crematorium. All kinds of stand-in literature and amnesia jokes are included in the battle. He can't wait to stuff all the elements on the highlight list into every novel in one go. Of course, there are many authors who write about this kind of subject matter, but Xie Xun became the focus of the bombardment purely because he has a fatal hobby—— Trick readers into killing them. The introduction of each book is beautifully written, and the character labels are affixed with high-sounding quality. However, the reader happily clicked in, but halfway through, he began to feel something was wrong, and when he turned back to read it, his mentality exploded into fireworks. The novels written by Xie Xun have been criticized as hot searches, and their sales have reached the top. The reader cries and pays, greets his ancestors and catches up on updates. It's a firecracker versus firecracker, and no one can make any sparks. Xie Xun comment area: @Also waiting for the update today: When I saw the introduction, I thought it was gold mining in the manure, the plot was first-rate, but then I turned around and was so disturbed by the emotional line that I couldn't take care of myself! Asking for a pair of eyes that have never seen it before! @: "Tough little white flower" - refers to the top people in all walks of life who are still willing to maintain their original love for him and never change despite being polluted by others? Do you want this toughness for you? ! @ Canary Did you run away today: Thanks for the dog, I'll go to your uncle's house! ! ! I stayed up all night waiting for the crematorium, but the crematorium was just one chapter? Just two pages to chase your wife? ? Does the male protagonist become soft-hearted after shedding a few tears? ? ? Do you call it a crematorium? Do you call it an open-air barbecue? Just sprinkle some cumin! ! ! @ Stop making trouble: Is it wonderful to make a wish and be alone? ! ! This double-strong character design is written for you using jio! Thank you dog for giving it to me! @User10086: I X! Thanks dog! ! ! Every book has this rubbish emotional line! ! Do you think I won't recognize you if you change your pen name? ? When you burn to ashes, I know it's you just by smelling it! ! Xie Xun drank coffee while scrolling through the comment area. The mouse wheel slid down and the corners of his mouth raised slightly. The editor sent him a message: The data in your new book has exploded again. Xie Xunhui: Well done. Editor: Everyone in the comments section is scolding you. Xie Xun: It's the sound of money, sweet to the ear. Editor: Someone started a poll on Chaohua - "When will Xie Gou's next book be published?" Xie Xun clicked in and took a look at the voting results. The first place is "Can't run away, another two pages of crematorium", and the second place is "I ran away but was recovered, and the recovery process did not exceed three chapters." He put down his coffee cup, opened the document, and wrote an introduction to his next new book. Xie Xun finished typing the last word and clicked publish. In less than thirty seconds, the comment area refreshed. @User10086: Thank you dog. You. Arrive. End. Have. Without. Have. Heart. Xie Xun opened the comment area, picked up the coffee cup, and typed a few words to reply. Xie Busha (7th rebirth version): Heart of glass, fidelity. After replying, he patted his butt and left without mercy, completely ignoring the greetings that were getting higher and higher on the posters downstairs. The most liked one: @user10086: Climb for me! I really want to send you in and have a taste of it myself! Probably due to karma, Xie Xunqiao was sitting on the balcony and had just finished reading the comments that the editor had screenshotted and forwarded to him. The next second, he was hit on the head by a basketball and died tragically on the spot. Xie Xun: ... Should you be so hasty? [Ding dong! The resentment value has reached the requirement, and the scum attack recovery system is online! Xie Xun:? [Host creation slag attack detected Rating: SSS+] [Slag attack recovery rate: 0%] [Reader resentment value: 100860000000+] Xie Xun:? ? ? [Task description: Enter the game personally, rewrite the script, reshape the plot, transform the scum attack, and gain reader support] [Mission successful: Gather readers from 12 worlds to support energy and you will be resurrected] [Penalty for failure: soul annihilation] Xie Xun: ... This is not the extent of the crime! However, the system did not give him any choice. It forced binding and randomly selected: [Crazy cool second generation ancestor cool brother attack] [Attack on the cute apprentice with a dark heart] [Wallpaper Love Belly Black Gold Main Attack] [The attack of the violent and poisonous-tongued emperor] [Twisted, crawling and weird tentacle attack] … Xie Xun, who managed to get the scumbag attackers back on track one by one and then escaped: Finally, his sex is over! Hahahahaha! [Is the host disconnected from the system? Xie Xun kept poking at the right position before the button fully appeared. Yes! Yes yes! Yes yes yes! —— [Host Xie Xun has completed the mission and is leaving——] [Beep-Beep-Beep-Alarm! The protagonist's will is beyond control and cannot determine... The world...] The attackers who are obviously the protagonists but turned into villains after the death of their target: I found you! Thanks Xun! Xie Xun, who was packing up and running away:? This is different from what was promised😱 Reading Guide 1. The protagonists of the novel are all slices of attack. 2. It doesn't count the traditional scumbag gong and cheap shou, there is a reason for everything. The original world Shoudu has a double harvest in love and career. 3. The endings of the world line are all be, and the main line must be he. 4. I am a novice at writing, so I suggest that I enter by mistake. Thank you ๑•́₃•̀๑, hello, me, hello, everyone~ Intention: If you love without loving yourself, being affectionate is the greatest cruelty.