Tsundere and smelly mountain god cat cat attack × salted fish cow horse social animal suffering
"If you don't participate in team building, your performance will be deducted!"
"Damn it, whoever falls in love with whomever falls in love with this class will fall in love! I quit!"
Su Yu, a 28-year-old good young man who just wanted to go to work and fish, and get off work at the same time to earn his salary, lay in the mountains without signal, holding his head and crying bitterly.
Su Yu wiped his face in despair, and even thought about the headline news in a few days, "The team building was lost? A young man was accidentally found dead in the wilderness."
Just when Su Yu was desperate, a black cat came in the dusk and led him down the mountain without any hindrance.
Su Yu, who was desperate, picked up the black cat and started a robbery.
"Kitten, you are really my life-saving cat. I will raise you for the rest of my life and I will see you off to the end!"
"You are so dark, you will be called Sesame from now on!"
Sesame: "Meow↗woo↱"
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One day, Su Yu curiously touched Zhima's belly and muttered, "Hey, the doctor said it's a male cat. Where are the balls?"
After searching for a while, Su Yu finally found it and poked it with a smile, "Here it is, it's so small..."
Zhima's body froze as if he understood, and his big jewel-like eyes were full of shock and... Embarrassment?
Su Yu felt guilty when he saw it, so he added, "Hey, it's okay, big or small, I've arranged for you to be sterilized, and it's the same even if you cut it off!"
"You want to sterilize me?" A cold, low and magnetic voice came from... Zhima's mouth.
The biscuit in Su Yu's mouth fell to the ground with a bang, "See, see, see, hell -"
Zhizhi moved his beard and looked down at Su Yu who was paralyzed with fear, "I am the mountain god of Haihua Mountain."
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Gugu interview
About Salted Fish Niu Ma Su Yu's thoughts on the unexpectedly invited Mountain God—ah, no, Mountain God:
"It's not that I won't let him eat, but he's such a big cat and can eat 20 cans at a time. I can't bear it!"
"I asked him if I could settle the money in the jar before leaving, and he pretended that he couldn't speak human language, ha——"
"The fish needs to be salmon, and it needs to be sliced and plated. The cat climbing frame needs to be five stories high, and even the cat litter box needs to be a luxurious and enlarged version!"
…
A tall and handsome man walked out of the bedroom with a cold and serious face, "What are you talking about?"
Su Yu, who was being interviewed, hurriedly covered himself up, "Ah, don't look! Why don't you remember to wear clothes when you become a human being?! Come in, come in!!"
Five hours later, exhausted, Su Yu climbed out of the bedroom. He raised a trembling finger and shouted angrily, "One more thing! I didn't say that after becoming a human, there are still barbs in that place!"
A hand with sharp bones grabbed his ankle, and his voice was hoarse and low, "Come back and continue."
[Reading Guide]
1. Double cleansing, 1v1, neither dismantling nor inverse, physical and mental unity, HE
2. Fantasy love story about social animals
Purpose: It is everyone's responsibility to care for animals
