
What Are You Going to Eat Later?
等会儿吃啥呢
by Senmo Is Just a Tree (森陌只是一颗树)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 3k Words
- Genre
- No CP
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeWestern Fantasy
- POVMultiple POV
- Age18+
- Absurd Comedy
- Ensemble Cast
- Interstellar
- Mecha
- Superpowers
- Urban Legends
Synopsis
"Hey!" Wan Zangxin finished loading the plate of sweet and sour pork ribs, tapped the rim of the pot with a spatula, and shouted toward the living room, "Twins, go call the two shopping addicts downstairs to come back for dinner!" "Ah?" His younger brother Rongchor responded loudly without taking his eyes off the TV, "What did you say?! I didn't hear clearly!" "I want you! Call Tan Bai and Yan Tai! Back for dinner!" To be honest, Wan Zangxin couldn't quite hear what he said. He frowned, raised his hand to turn off the range hood, and repeated his words at a normal volume. "Ah?!" Rongchor still pretended to be deaf and dumb, as if he didn't have to do anything as long as he remained stupid, "The kitchen range hood is too noisy! Lieutenant, please say it again!" Brother Rong Yu, who was sitting at the other end of the sofa, was holding back his laughter and felt uncomfortable. You fool, the deputy team is standing behind you. Wan Zangshin wiped the water from his hands on his apron and rewarded the two brothers from behind. Rongchi turned his head and was about to "greet" Rongyu about what was wrong with him, when he was caught off guard and exchanged a "heartbeat-pounding" look with Wanzangxin. "I said, you and your brother go downstairs and call Tan Bai and Yan Tai back for dinner." Wan Zangxin raised his eyebrows with a worried look on his face, "Did you hear me clearly this time?" He nodded like a quail, not daring to pretend to be deaf and dumb. Rong Yu was gloating on the sidelines, so he might as well be caught. "And you," Wan Zangshin turned to signal him to listen, "today you wash the dishes." Rong Yu jumped up from the sofa and said, "Lieutenant, this is unfair! I didn't commit anything! It was Rong Yu who deliberately pretended not to hear you!" Wan Zangxin: "Oh, then why didn't you remind him." Rong Yu thought that it would be a good idea to pull someone into the water, and he would not forget to take his good brother with him before he died: "Well, deputy captain, Rong Qi hid the combat uniform he changed into last week under the bed, along with the pile of unwashed socks, and they are almost rotten. When the company asked, he said it was because you didn't mop the floor clean." Rong Chui exploded instantly: "I trust Rong Yu, you are a human being! You are not so revealing!" Lian Yi, wearing a facial mask, casually passed by the "battlefield" and extinguished the flames of war with one sentence: "My younger brother will wash the dishes today, and my younger brother will take out the garbage and walk the dog today. How about my good deputy? Don't be angry, we won't have anything to eat when you leave." Wan Zangxin sneered. Rong Yurong accepted each of the brothers who dared to speak and accepted the task "willingly". The chase in the TV show had an anxious atmosphere, and no one spoke in the living room for a while. "Surprise!" Yan Tai, who had just returned from the supermarket carrying large and small bags, spat out the key in her mouth on the entrance cabinet. Tan Bai, who was holding a half-person tall box behind her, kicked the door back just as he opened it. "There is a Coke discount in the supermarket, and there happens to be a 50% off coupon for purchases over 200." Tan Bai put the three boxes of Coke he was holding on the ground and explained the situation concisely. "Don't worry, Lieutenant." Yan Tai stacked the box he was carrying with the others with relief, and handed the remaining dishes to Wan Zangxin, "It's just four boxes, and we also bought chicken wings. You can definitely do it." Rong Yurong wisely went to the kitchen to serve the dishes. Lian Yi changed the TV channel to a variety show to watch together while eating. Tan Bai and Yan Tai went to wash their hands, leaving Wan Zang's sad heart speechless in front of the ingredients. After dinner, the twins "got their wish" and began to complete the instructions given. Rongqi: Lettuce (the dog's name), run slower! Why didn't anyone tell me that the light in the garbage room in the community was broken? Of course I didn't hit the garbage can. Rong Yu: Why should I help Rong Yu wash the socks after washing the dishes? [Best Chicken (6) - You have group messages to be checked] Yan Tai: Oh, there will be a discount on eggs in the supermarket tomorrow. Tan Bai: Reconsideration, the old man and the old lady came early, I suggest that we squat in front of the supermarket at 6:30. Acceptance: OK received reply 1 Rongyu: 1 Lian Yi: 1 Wan Zang Xin:? Rongtori replied to Manzangxin: What will we eat tomorrow morning, deputy team? Wan Zangxin's reply: Coke scrambled eggs Intention: Let's talk about something when we go home
