Su Nianqiu stayed up late to read a fairy tale sadomasochism novel, but the male protagonist was so angry that he wore the book.
Good news: She was dressed as a cannon fodder handyman who got a box lunch after appearing in two chapters.
Bad news: The system told her that the task was to change the original BE into HE.
Su Nianqiu: "... Okay, why don't we just bring them together to fall in love?"
So——
The Immortal Lord misunderstood that the demon girl was colluding with the Demon Lord, and she descended from the sky: "Immortal Lord! Fairy Jiang said that she peeped at you practicing swordplay because she admired you! There is no second intention!"
Immortal Lord: "I did not misunderstand her."
Su Nianqiu: "Then you should tell me!"
Immortal Lord: "..."
The demon girl was isolated by the whole audience and said harsh words to make her black. She leaned into her ear and said: "Fairy, let's find another way to piss them off - for example, let the immortal say personally, 'I don't care about my origin'?"
Witch: "He can't say that."
Gu Qingci: "... Yeah."
Witch: "?"
The Demon Lord confessed his love to the demon girl in public. The Immortal Lord drew his sword and wanted to fight for three days and three nights. She stood in the middle and opened her arms: "Stop!!! If you two fight again, Fairy Jiang will be angry! When she is angry, she will return to the Demon Realm! None of you can find her by then! You can figure it out!"
Later, someone asked Demon Lord Xie Budu: "Why do you always pester that little cannon fodder?"
Xie Budu smiled dangerously: "The way she scolded me was very cute."
Su Nianqiu: "I did that to break up the fight!! Not to tease him!!"
Later, word spread throughout the world of cultivation that the most humble handyman disciple of the Feixian Sect held the emotional lifeline of the two giants of immortals and demons, and became the only "emotional consultant" in the three realms.
Su Nianqiu looked at the slowly climbing HE progress bar on the system panel, slumped against the tree and murmured:
"When will this shitty class get off work..."
Concept: Love is learning to say "I care about you".