You Don't Want a Crow's Mouth

[The evil queen-type crow spirit female protagonist x the miserable social animal who complains about being a slave to the human male protagonist] Sui Wuyu is a cool and handsome crow spirit. The immortal who was in charge of the underworld in the previous generation was successfully promoted. It is said that due to various unknown reasons, Sui Wuyu, who had been cultivating under the God of War for more than four hundred years, took over the underworld, picked up the scattered pieces, and renovated the underworld. Does Meng Po soup taste too bad? Sweet and savory options are available for you to choose from! Is the order of reincarnation in the underworld complicated? Introduce high-tech talents and realize full automation-led and artificial-assisted reincarnation technology! … However, if you are willing to work, there will be endless work. Heaven has orders, and the underworld has set up three-realm offices in humans to maintain order in the human world. Sui Wuyu, who has transformed from a hard-working cow and horse to the ultimate cow and horse: "?" The news came too suddenly, and the underworld could not increase its manpower in a short period of time. In desperation, Sui Wuyu downloaded the boss direct recruitment to recruit humans. "Hi! Are you interested in coming and taking a look? Our office has five insurances and one housing fund, no overtime on weekends, and we strictly abide by labor laws!" —— Xie Jindu is a trainee Taoist priest who is on the run. He aspired to the glorious path of Marxism, but was forced by his family to inherit the old and decadent Taoism. Discussions with his elders yielded no results, and in anger, Xie Jindu moved back to school from home. Then, he was tricked into boarding a ghost bus by his high school friend. Xie Jindu was trembling: "..." Is there something wrong? In the dark night, the girl responsible for inspecting the bus work descended from the sky, raised his chin with one hand, and asked frivolously: "Young man, do you want to sign a contract with me?" Xie Jindu: "?" "If you don't sign the contract, you won't get off the bus alive." Xie Jindu: "..." The power of man, transformation! Xie Jindu used a clever idea to terminate the contract with the mysterious girl, but who knew that this fate would not be cut off randomly. Hearing that Xie Jindu's major was philosophy, various companies waved their hands. Xie Jindu, who was extremely busy during the graduation season, finally found a job. It turned out that it was not a company under the name of Yangjian. This company was affiliated to Fengdu, and the company boss was named Sui Wuyu. "Now that you're here, don't even think about leaving." The girl smiled sweetly, and Xie Jindu looked forward to death. Wait, I can still be rescued! —— "What if, one day, I die?" "From living employees to dead employees." "?" —— —— Small theater: During one working hour, Xie Jindu stared at Sui Wuyu for a long time. The sun fell on the side of Sui Wuyu's face, and his heartbeat suddenly missed half a beat. The workload has increased dramatically recently, and the long-term overtime work has made him feel a little dazed. He clenched the document in his hand and suddenly forgot what he wanted to say. In the blink of an eye, Sui Wuyu had already arranged his work for the afternoon. Xie Jindu, who had dark circles under his eyes, was in a daze: "..." He thought it must be an illusion because he had been working for too long. I did some research and it said it might be a sign of myocardial infarction. Xie Jindu worriedly called the hospital's emergency number. Sui Wuyu raised his head in confusion: "?" —— Things to read before visiting: 1.1V1 super pure love Shuang Jie, two-way running to make a firm choice, there will be some male supporting plot ~ unit drama, the third unit is currently being updated 2. Pure BG, not a big female protagonist. The female protagonist and the male protagonist each have their own shortcomings. The female protagonist is stronger than the male protagonist, and the male protagonist is mainly from the logistics team~ 3. The heroine's career line is mainly plot-oriented, and the relationship progress is relatively slow~ —— Post a pre-receipt message, click on the announcement to pre-receive it and collect it~ [Little fox girl who is cold on the outside but warm on the inside Copy published at 20:00 on August 14, 2026 There are two things that Song Sheng regrets most in her life. One is that she had the courage to steal her brother's clothes from Xiangsheng, and the other is that she couldn't help but secretly absorb the smell from the clothes in the room. At this moment, she huddled in that large coat, woke up in a daze, and met a pair of complicated eyes. Those eyes were the ones she had always liked very much, red and phoenix eyes. They always looked at people with affection, but always rejected them thousands of miles away. Song Sheng woke up with a fright. "Brother, brother, brother...!" "I heard it." Song Sheng: "Wait a minute, please listen to my explanation. It's definitely not the pornographic person who wants to rape you!" Chi Ye said again: "I heard it." Stop shouting! Song Sheng cried out in despair: "I'm dead." —— Chi Ye felt that he was not a human being. More than once, he had the idea of being content with a friend's sister whom his parents adopted. He thought he was sick and even asked his friend who studied psychology to help him see a doctor. "When she smiles, I think she's so cute." "When she acts coquettishly towards me, I want to give her everything." My friend closed the diagnosis report and summed it up concisely. "Stay away from your sister, you are a pervert." During the four years of college, Chi Ye rarely went home. At the dinner table, the girl who was originally a shy girl looked elegant, with willowy eyebrows and starry eyes, and a smiling face. His throat rolled, and he silently added two more pills. The psychiatrist called him sick. Chi Ye thought that he was indeed sick. Because, he seemed to inexplicably see Song Sheng, who was thinking about it day and night, hugging his clothes. Greedily absorbing his warmth. "You can't stop taking the medicine," the psychiatrist said. "You really can't stop taking the medicine." Chi Ye concluded. Intention: Dare to act, dare to take responsibility, and go to a beautiful paradise together