Before • Cool and restrained | After • Paranoid vinegar king attack x cute natural black fox monster
[Ding! Congratulations to the host, you are the luckiest fox in history! Please follow the system guidance to correct NPC behavior through the book, and the system will help you achieve enlightenment and become an immortal easily!
Bai Jian sincerely asked: Does the luckiest fox also need to complete a task to become an immortal?
The system struck a thunderbolt in silence, and when he opened his eyes again, Bai Jian had entered a useless counterattack novel called "Jealousy of a Thousand Gold".
System: The protagonist has nothing to do with you. You need to correct the following NPC behaviors, including but not limited to——
•The village chief, a follower of the ancient god who turned his obsession into a demon and created a time loop, let go of his obsession
•Let the lonely scholar who failed in many examinations and has the magic pen Ma Liang be admitted to the establishment
•Let the fiancée, a descendant of the Jingwei bird who is crazy about love and frequently throws herself into lakes, find a new love.
Bai Jian, a mere century-old cultivator with no golden fingers, smiled politely: Are you saying you want me, this fox wearing a book who has never met them before, to teach them how to do things?
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Wen Mingshou ascended the throne at a young age, holding the demon-suppressing tower in his hand. He also inherited the emperor's responsibility and created a seven-emotion clone to guard the ghost gate, so he stayed on the sickbed all year round.
Recently he took in a little white fox.
The little fox is lively, smart, and full of good things, but he prefers to be merciful everywhere.
——Today I will stay at Shaofu, and tomorrow I will have a banquet at Bailou.
——When will you return home?
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That night, Bai Jian climbed over the wall and returned to the palace by a familiar route, and bumped into Wen Mingshou, who was sitting on the high platform with no expression on his face.
Bai Jian repeated his old trick, and his body turned into a fluffy white fox in an instant, and he jumped lightly and landed on the man's lap. The pink little paws were clasped together in an orderly manner, and they shook slightly, looking straight at the other party with a pair of bright eyes.
Wen Mingshou suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed the fox's mouth.
Bai Jian: "?"
Is it wrong to be prepared to apologize?
Wen Mingshou leaned closer, his eyes were red, and his voice was sulky with a hint of muteness. He said word by word: "Liar, you are a liar. You always pretend to be pitiful and coax everyone to hold you in their hands."
"I will never let you out of the palace again, no matter how eloquent you are."
Bai Jian: Wait, the fox wants to quibble, can you please let go of the fox's mouth first?
[Reading Tips]
1. This article is a relaxing cookie, Shuangjie HE
2. There are slices in the attack, and they are unified in the later stage.
3. Copy of Flowing Mountains, Sea Monsters and Ghost World
4. Screenshot taken on June 30, 2026
Purpose: Praise for freedom
