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Song Wen is a recent graduate of Goblin University and an outstanding member of the "Human Reserve Team".
The winner of various scholarships over the years, he is a pure-blooded hexagonal warrior.
But at the last moment before the transformation, I was stymied by the subject of "Human Relations and Sophistication of the World".
As an idol, he offended everyone in his studio.
To solicit sponsorship, he pulled off the donor's wig and rubbed it on the ground.
Even after finally joining the group, he was able to pinpoint the internet celebrity with the biggest backer, and then "help" them make a fool of themselves...
In short, if it were not for Yan Xian, the devil king, he would have been chopped to pieces by the NPCs in the dungeon who united in an uprising.
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Yan Xian, the real evil evil king.
The legendary "abnormal" dungeon is capable of all evil deeds and appears everywhere.
Countless junior demons were tortured and manipulated by him, and even the famous Demon Clan Law Enforcement Bureau was no match for him.
During these years of wandering around the dungeon, he had almost defeated all the invincible players in the world, and ordinary fun could no longer awaken his over-stimulated and corrupted soul.
Until he lived with Song Wen.
Yan Xian found that he began to look different from himself.
No longer interested in pranks, no longer playing ruthlessly with the world, thinking about that damn stupid mouse all day long.
He will get angry if he talks to him, he will get angry if he does not talk to him, and he will get even more angry if he talks to others...
Completely led by the nose.
This was the first time that the always shameless super villain felt the panic of losing control.
Yan Xian couldn't stand it anymore and decided to make changes.
He "abandoned his wife and children" and left his hometown.
Just when the "evil fun" personality was about to awaken, a live broadcast of a rat being pinned to the ground and bullied came into view.
So the disguise that had been used to deceive even himself for a long time fell short.
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Small Theater - A Record of Big Star Song Wen's Dog Training
Before special training——
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Yan Xian: "I'm not doing charity. Think about what you can repay me first."
Yan Xian: "Come up here yourself, do you want me to teach you this?!"
Yan Xian: "Open your mouth, close your eyes."
Yan Xian: "Don't hide."
Yan Xian: "... I'm so annoyed. I might as well kill him."
After special training——
Yan Xian: "... I really don't know what to do."
Yan Xian: "Teach me, huh?"
Song Wen: "... Then tell me."
Song Wen: "I like you."
Yan Xian: "I like you."
Song Wen: "I want to be your boyfriend."
Yan Xian: "I want to be your boyfriend."
Song Wen: "Are we together?"
Yan Xian: "Okay."
And started moving his hands up and down.
Song Wen: "...? That's not the case, right???"
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Well, there seems to be an accident, but anyway, the number of places in Teacher Song's one-to-one teaching class is limited, so students who are interested must not miss it! !
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Cute Little Bean in a Vase 0 * Chaotic Evil Villain 1
Golden Bear * Maine Coon Cat
Social gangster loyal dog straight shot * Sophisticated and calculated to kill people sincerely
Reminder before viewing
*Double clean, 1v1
*This story is purely fictitious
Purpose: World peace
