I am responsible for making jokes, just to entertain you.
Shen Feidu is someone else's child. A prospective doctorate in international relations, specializing in great power game, crisis negotiation, and geopolitics. He stayed up late to revise his thesis and died unexpectedly. He traveled through time and became a cannon fodder evil cultivator.
He has zero martial power, zero spiritual power, and almost zero weapons.
Others rely on talent to cultivate immortality, while he relies on brains and... An impeccable tongue to cultivate immortality.
He practices thirty-six evil strategies, rubs powerful weapons with his hands, quotes scriptures, spits lotus flowers from his mouth, and lowers dimensions to strike. He didn't want to win, he just wanted to survive, but he accidentally became a gangster.
He is good at using game theory to analyze situations, uses diplomatic rhetoric to criticize others, and relies on calculating costs and benefits to decide whether to fight or not. He believes in the "Thirty-Six Stratagems to Go First" as his magic weapon for survival.
His goal is not to 'seek the country', but to 'seek his own life'. He grew up from being a cannon fodder, relying on being humble, running away whenever he could, never being stubborn, and finally being honored as "Sage Gou" by the world of immortal cultivators.
However, his 'good friend' who charged into battle for him, saved him from danger, and had full force points, turned out to be... A woman!
Don't abuse the Lord! No wisdom! Don't push the emotional line! The protagonist relies on his brain to make a living, every step is calculated, and every plan has surprises.
Intent: To act chivalrously, to seek revenge, and to be funny in a relaxed way