When Lin Yan opened his eyes, he found himself wearing a white coat and holding a scalpel, standing in the corridor of an abandoned hospital. A line of system prompts popped up above the head: Intercept five players who entered the archives room. Current line - "You - you - will - die - here -"
His body tilted his head uncontrollably and made joint noises. But his mind was running wildly - wait, isn't this just another way of saying "change it as you like"?
Lin Yan, a social beast who had been tortured by an Internet product manager for three years, became the NPC of the horror game "Abyss Echoes". He discovered that he had an extremely useless golden finger: he could forcibly change the scary lines given by the system into homophonic jokes. He changed "You will all die here" to "You will all wait here for the rain to stop" - the system was stuck for three seconds, forcing the window to turn into a rainstorm.
He fishes in the cracks of system rules, changes requirements, and holds internal meetings. He treats the players as Party A, the system as the boss, and the old computer deep in the air-raid shelter as the final exit button. Jiang Yu, the top player on the server list, chased him down three floors - not because he wanted the dungeon key, but because this NPC was actually avoiding harm. NPCs will not avoid damage. Unless he's not an NPC.
From one person to seven awakening NPCs that are as tiny as ants but never stop, from the draft email of "Help me" to the system log that is spelled out as a complete distress signal - this book is not teaching you how to be an NPC, it is telling you that even if you are already an NPC, you can still find Exit.
Intention: Even if you are trapped in the most hopeless system, as long as you maintain your sobriety, humor and mobility, you will definitely be able to find the exit button for your life.