I didn't realize until I was 18 that the world I lived in was a novel.
The title is "After running with the ball, the emperor knelt down and begged me to get back together [ABO]"
And I am the genius alpha baby who can talk at the age of one, run at the age of two, read stocks at the age of three, learn eight languages at the age of five, and make money with hacking techniques.
I was crazy about assisting in the original book, and when I was 6 years old, I finally pushed the whole book to the HE ending.
And became the precious crown prince of the empire.
But now there are two bugs.
First, I didn't learn to speak when I was one year old, I didn't learn to run when I was two years old, I didn't know how to read stocks when I was three years old, and my English level was only banana and I love you when I was five years old.
Because I'm not smart, witty or cute, I don't have the hacking skills to compete with my biological father, I don't have the ability to invade his Imperial Network system, and I don't think to myself, "Wow, this man looks like me, is he my other father?"
As a result, my father O has been running with the ball for 18 years, but he has not resolved the misunderstanding with his father A and reached his happy ending.
Second, my wife is pregnant.
Yes, I am a loser who is completely incompatible with this Mary Sue novel. I smoked, skipped classes, fell in love and got into fights, and even got pregnant with Noble O.
My beautiful daughter-in-law, who is good, soft and obedient, came to elope with me with a big belly.
My father-in-law said he wanted to find someone to kill me.
My O's father and A's father had just reunited. The two of them were so speechless that my O's father thought I was my O's father's little stand-in for young people.
Also secretly preparing to find someone to kill me.
Me: o_O
As a good-for-nothing, I took my wife and children to knock on the door of my emperor's wild father's palace all night long.
Dad! Don't kill me! ! You are my biological father! ! !
Come on, little treasure, call me grandpa~
That... I have no objection to you and my dad continuing the process of falling in love, killing each other, reuniting, and chasing your wife in the crematorium...
But... Can you give my son some milk powder money first?
Of course, if you can accept me bringing my wife and son to support me, that would be great∩_∩
Emperor:...
Emperor:...
Emperor: Of course, you are welcome.
Emperor: ... First put down the world-destroying particle light cannon on your shoulder.
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The third person of the text, HE
This article is about the daily life of the crown prince, his wife and his children, with the love of his parents as the background.
"Trash" bastard chewing Lao Gong × "well-behaved" beautiful dummy
Feeling is a new race in the universe, non-human
Purpose: Excellent parents are the greatest support for their children